Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Answering Two Unlucky Universe Questions

Question: Does Ray have a crush on Planty, or does Planty have a crush on Ray, or are they already in a relationship?
Answer: If you thought they were not in a relationship by this point...that’s kinda dumb. It’s obvious in the last two months or so that they’re in a relationship. It’s an aromantic one, basically.
Yes, Planty and Ray fall into the aromantic spectrum. “Aromantic,” for all who don’t know what it is, is basically how you treat your family but in a romantic relationship. You love your family, right? You kiss them and hug them sometimes, but in a non-romantic way. Same for aromantic relationships.
Okay, I’m kinda going off-topic by now, so let’s move on! (Plus, no, I’m not aromantic myself.)

Question: What gender is Eel, TELL US ALREADY.
Answer: A girl. In earlier comics, all of the characters were genderless, but in 2018 I decided to add genders to them. In fact, here’s a list of their genders, while we’re at it:
1. Eel—Female
2. Ray—Male
3. Bass—Male
4. Planty—Garden Pot (yes, “garden pot” is a gender in Unlucky Universe)
5. Venom—Symbiote (the species “symbiote” counts as a gender, yes 😂)
6. Thor—Male
7. Bendy—Genderless Ink Cartoon

That’s all for now, so see ya, folks!

Friday, January 11, 2019

SLS Stream #2: The Great Meme War 3, Meghan Markle on Yahoo, And More Stuff, I Guess

Hello! It’s me again!

Last time on SLS Streams, I talked about the Sundance Film Festival (which I’m not going to, oof), Article 13, and that whole “Nagini is a woman” controversy from nearly two months ago! Oof! Many oofs, in fact!

Let the stream begin! (P.S., if you didn’t know, these “streams” are just me talking about stuff on the Internet in the past few weeks.)

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So, on Reddit, in 2017, a big meme war started between two meme subreddits, r/prequelememes and r/sequelmemes. Then it grew!

To this day, they usually side with each other reluctantly during meme wars, but they still always say bad stuff about each other. Nowadays, r/prequelmemes is basically just a sequel trilogy hate subreddit, and r/sequelmemes is pretty weak in battle.

Then, in May of 2018, an even bigger meme wars started! The second Great Meme War. Some of the biggest subreddits united with each other, including r/prequelememes, r/trebuchetmemes, r/bikinibottomtwitter, r/lotrmemes, and r/garlicbreadmemes. Lesser meme subreddits like r/sequelmemes and r/animemes took it too far, though, and started actually hating on each other.

In November of 2018, just nearly two months ago, a third meme war almost started, because a sequel memer disguised as a prequel memer made an anti-Lord of the Rings meme and posted it on r/prequelmemes. What was funny is while r/prequelmemes and r/lotrmemes battled with each other for a little while before Karma Court solved the whole thing, r/garlicbreadmemes and the other main members of the Great Meme Alliance just...stood there in their seats, probably eating expired popcorn.

But now, in January of 2019, r/shrekmemes has delcared war on r/animemes! Soon, r/animemes took it too far and started harassing r/shrekmemes, so the Alliance and its main meme subreddits have declared war. What will we do now?! I dunno. Let’s wait and see.

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Honestly, I have no bias on Meghan Markle becoming Duchess of Sussex. She’s doing a decent job. Honestly, it’s the media who’s painting her in a bad shape. First, when she turned into a duchess in May of 2018, the media loved her! Then, starting probably around October 2018, they started painting her in such a bad shape! Sheesh! And you know what? They included their opinions in their articles! That’s not how the news works! That’s not how the world works!

Plus, can I talk about Yahoo’s articles on Meghan? They’re the worst out of the bunch! They always say they love Meghan, but they write so many fake news articles and anti-Meghan articles! I know it’s their jobs to report what’s going on in the world, but those are usually just teeny-tiny rumors that are against Meghan!

In fact, if maybe, say, two or three people in a random Reddit comment section say they hate Meghan Markle, Yahoo will probably report it as “news.” -_-

But, on a lighter side, the comment sections of those anti-Meghan articles are hilarious! I always find a good argument on the Internet every single day, I swear!

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That’s all, folks!

...chungus.

Monday, January 7, 2019

I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 2

Five Months Later...

Supreme Leader McDabbysters went up to the grave of Chewbacca.
“Poor soul,” the evil McDabbysters said. “He disobeyed me—and paid the price.”
Then, out of nowhere, a random big chungus appeared.

“Oh, hi, chungus!” McDabbysters said.
Suddenly, the big chungus put on brown robes, its skin turned a more humanish color, and a lightsaber appeared from behind its back. McDabbysters was so confused as to what was going on, as the big chungus revealed a small bunker next to the grave.

“Get in!” The big chungus yelled, and he pushed McDabbysters into the bunker and locked it up.
“That should hold ‘em alright...heheheheh,” the big chungus said as he transformed into Wally Skywalker again.

“I used Polyjuice potion to look like an innocent big chungus roaming around!” Wally explained to himself, which was unnecessary but looked like he was explaining it to the viewer.
In reality, it’s because Wally made some bad social mistakes in his life and has no friends.

“Wrong fandom!” a random person said in the comment section of [insert famous YouTuber here]’s latest meme video.
“Shut it!” Wally squeaked. He then walked away.

Then, McDabbysters walked out of the bunker as soon as Wally was gone from the area, and McDabbysters now looked like a random big chungus himself for some weird reason.
“That should hold ‘em alright...heheheheh,” McDabbysters said and walked away as well.

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I hope y’all enjoyed!...

...chungus.


Saturday, January 5, 2019

SLS Stream #1–SLS Comments On Sundance, Article 13, And More Stuff...

Hi?

Oh, hi! I’m SLS! Well, this is my first blog stream. Surprising. Today, I take a look on the Internet in the past few weeks! ...Hmm, what’s this?

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Sundance Film Festival begins on January 24th, 2019! Of course, I’m not gonna be there, but let’s see what’s gonna premiere there....hmmmmmm....

Meh, nothing notable. Just a bunch of stuff about documantires on politics and documentaries on normal stuff, a couple dramatic short films by low-budget companies and also...what’s this...a yellow puppet with a blue Mohawk, a green duck, and a pile of red spaghetti? Ew, no! This is full of weird stuff...is this even a short film? And what is this monstrosity? This one, too!

I mean...er...on to the next oddity on our trip through the Internet!

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Have any of you heard about Article 13 yet? No? Okay then, you uncultured swine, let me tell you what it is. Article 13 is the death of the Internet basically. Anything that parodies or borrows an image from a copyrighted source will be taken down.

So, if you draw a simple picture of, say, Spider-Man or Voldemort, and post it on Snapchat...
BOOM, TAKEN DOWN, BOI.
NEEEEXT—

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This is from late November, so it’s a little late, but man oh man, apparently people don’t like that J.K. Rowling changed Nagini from Harry Potter into a lady.

You see, in Harry Potter, Nagini is the snake buddy of Lord Voldemort, and does evil tasks for her master. People theorized earlier last year that she was a lady who turned into a snake due to a blood curse, which was highly teased in some teaser trailers. But when Miss Rowling announced their theories were correct, they went CRAZY with hate messages.

The dumb thing is, they were the ones who thought Nagini would transform from an ugly, deformed creature into a sexy reptile!

(See what I did there? 😉)

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Okay, that’s enough of the Internet for tonight...

*throws computer out of the window*

Tuesday, December 25, 2018