Friday, September 28, 2018

You’re Not Alone Season 2 Teaser 1

An unseen man in a leather blue coat walked up to the manager of a pizzeria, who was sweeping the tables.
“Hello there, my good man,” the man in the coat said. The manager said, “Good evening.”
“I would like to rent this pizzeria for tonight.”
“But...uh...sir...you have to sign a contract and go to the main company building and have a—”
“I don’t care, sir. I’m taking this place for the night.”
“Why?”
“Cuz it’s torture time.”
The man punched the manger in the face, shoving him to the floor.
The man in the blue coat bended down to the dying manger.
“As a wise man once said...,” the blue coat man said, “to prove a point...here’s to crime.”
“Who are you?”
And the man’s identity was this: Elianna’s father.

“Mwah-ha-ha. MWAH-HA-HA-HA. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...”

YOU’RE NOT ALONE: SEASON 2 TEASER

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

You’re Not Alone Chapter 4: The Night Encounter

Boi, how many times have I said this? If you’re not old enough, go back! Leave this chapter alone! And all the others! 

Micheal’s P.O.V.
It was...Elianna’s father.

A/N: I totally lied to you when I said it wasn’t Elianna’s dad! Haha! Did any of you fall for it? Meh, probably not. Dis plot twist is bad.

Elianna’s P.O.V.
I saw my dad coming up to us in a dark blue prison jumpsuit, along with a group of other prisoners in blue suits.
“Who’s that?” my dad said, looking at Micheal. “Did ya get a boyfriend while I was gone? I don’t really like him. He looks ugly.”
“Dad! Don’t!” I said. “You have done too many bad things to me and mom! Please don’t invade my life again!”
“Listen, missy, life is not fair, and sometimes you gotta deal with things. Now, c’mon,” he said, grabbing my wrist and turning to Micheal. “Hey, little man, wanna have a kiss?”
“With who? Elianna over there, next to you?”
“No! With the trash can! Get ‘em, boys!”
Two of my dad’s thugs grabbed Micheal by the ankles and dropped him into the trash can, closing the lid and locking it. They then proceeded to shove the trash can down the street until it was gone from site.
“Now you belong to me and my boys. Say goodbye to your past life.”

A/N: This chapter is shorter than others. Don’t worry, chapter 5 will be very long.

You’re Not Alone Chapter 3: The Night Out

As I’ve said two times before, this is NOT for kids! Get away if you’re too young! You’ve been warned, my little friend...

Micheal’s P.O.V.

So it turns out this girl, who’s name is Elianna, turned out to be pretty similar to me. Her dad was also abusive. And it turns out she was having a PTSD flashback to a time when her mom got hurt by her dad and her dad raped her. My dad didn’t go as far as raping a child, that’s a freaking sin, but he was pretty similar to her father other than that.
Over the past few weeks, I’ve been hanging out more and more with her. I’ve been defending her from school bullies. She tutors me on my math homework ‘cuz I suck balls at math. And today I asked her out at lunch! And guess the hell what she said! She said yes! YEAH MY DUDE πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
And here’s how our date went.

So we were walking down the sidewalk on Arteson Street. Not such a good place for a date. Homeless people, criminals, and drug dealers everywhere. I saw a group of Hispanic people in a parking lot near us, giving me a cold, hard stare. The group of Hispanic people were selling fruit at the back of their steel blue pick-up truck. I tried to ignore them.
So to avoid those...people...we walked down a nearby alley, when...
“Hello there, young ones.”
Behind me I saw someone in a dark blue jumpsuit. And you will not believe who it was.

A/N: No it’s not Elianna’s father, if you’re asking.

You’re Not Alone Chapter 2: Main Event Time

 Boi this story has some bad words and some violence and sexually inappropriate scenes so if you don’t like those things or are too young for those things, turn back now. You have been warned, my dude.

Elianna’s P.O.V.
No. Nooooooooooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There’s a boy looking at me in a strange way. Is he...interested?! Ah heck no! I’m not interested! I wanna be solo for the time being!
The boy is still looking at me in a funny way. I turned to him and said, “Uh...hi,” in a very embarrassed voice. Yeah, definitely had a crush on me.
Shit.
“Hi,” he said in a shy way, still giving me a funny look. Fantasmagorical. Could it be someone...had a crush on me?
Then the boy started to get closer to me. And closer. He said in a voice kinda like her dad’s voice, “You know how much I love you, and love can only go so far,” and HE PULLED OUT A SHARD OF BROKEN GLASS AND THEN—

FLASHBACK TO BEFORE HER DAD GOT ARRESTED

Elianna’s father pulled out a shard of broken glass, and said, “You know how much I love you, and love can only go so far,” and slammed it across her mom’s face.
Elianna’s mom screamed in pain as Elianna herself ran to her bedroom in fear. Her dad saw her run and chased Elianna. She was about to close the door of her room when—
Elianna ran out of her dad’s way, barely avoided him, sliding across the hall and across her mom, and went into her dad’s bedroom, where she grabbed his hunting rifle from underneath his bed and pointed it at her father.
“Oh, you’re not doing that to me, missy,” her dad said. Elianna pulled the trigger but missed. Her dad struggled to get his rifle back but eventually did.
“Let’s play like animals,” her dad said. “It’s your punishment for almost killing me, but don’t worry. It’s gonna be a little friendly game. Just...relax...”
Her dad pulled off his shirt.
“...relax...”
Her dad pulled off Eliann’s pants, and...

Micheal’s P.O.V.
What is wrong with this girl? I had a crush on her just a few minutes ago, but now she’s on the ground next to me, moaning like someone was nailing her. “Uh...okay then,” I said.

A/N: BOI I KNOW. The first chapter wasn’t so bad, but this is...dark. It has the word “shit,” sexual assault, domestic violence actually shown this time, and more. Ermagherd I’m a terrible person for doing this.

SLS What’s Going On?

So you probably saw my fanfic, You’re Not Alone. First of all, it’s gonna get real edgy in chapter 3. Second of all, I see a bunch of people doing romance stories on their blogs that usually include stuff like domestic violence and cutting, so I decided I’d do one of my own. Lastly...
SLS WHAT HAPPENED WITH AN INTERRUPTION
Oh, that Star Wars fanfic of mine? It’s on hold...sorry if anyone out there was a fan of An Interruption...when there’s new sequel trilogy content *cough* Episode IX teaser trailer and title *cough* out, I’ll continue. Until then.,,boi be patient.

Monday, September 24, 2018

You’re Not Alone || A Hurt/Comfort Fanfiction Chapter 1

Warning. Some of the content in this fanfiction might not be suitable for younger audiences. You have been warned.

Elianna’s P.O.V.

There I went. It was my first day of school and I was walking up to the gate. This is my story.
Basically, my mom was forced to marry my dad by my grandfather (on my mom’s side, of course, the grandfather on my dad’s side is an a-hole), and well...let’s say my dad is an a-hole, too. He kept gambling and giving away all our money until we were broke. He yelled and argued so much with my mom. It’s a good thing he got arrested a few months ago under charges of domestic violence, but I fear if my new fellow students at this new school I’m going to find out about my past, they might not wanna hang out with me or be friends.
And then...as I was walking in the school...I saw him.

Micheal’s P.O.V.

My dad is an alcoholic and is divorced from my mom. Thank God. Before they divorced, every day of my life would be filled with my dad yelling at my mom and throwing things at her. All he ever did was play video games in the basement while drinking alcohol.
But I fear, since he is my father (though I live with my mom now), I might become something like him one day. No one knows of my family’s problems in the past with my father and my dad’s domestic violence history, and never will. But maybe in the future I could end up like him. I fear that.
And then...I saw her. A beautiful girl my age with long brown hair. I was too nervous to talk to her. I just walked into the gate. But then...she talked to me.

Plot summary: Elianna’s father had a history in domestic violence. So did Micheal’s. On the first day of school, they instantly fall for each other, but don’t know how to admit it without getting embarrassed. And soon they start dating and admitting their crushes to each other, but will their pasts and the marks their fathers left on them start to take control? 
Rated R for crude language, dirty humor, some violence, and some sexually inappropriate scenes. Hurt/comfort and overcoming challenges/good and evil.

A Little Bit More ‘Bout Me

Hobbies: Bookworm, science fiction geek, K.F.O.L. (Kid Fan Of Lego), hating on Fortnite, webcomic artist, trying to do low-budget short films and music videos (I keep failing at it), stop-motion filmmaking, fanfic writer, gamer, that one person in class who always keeps turning in homework on time but almost always gets a warning by the teacher for not doing the math problems correctly

Aliases: Supreme Leader Skywalker, SLS, Mr. Kenobi, and Freddy (why am I revealing my aliases to the world, aren’t they supposed to be secret)

Favorite shows: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Rick and Morty, and Gravity Falls

Romantic preference: I’m a boy, so obviously I’m attracted to girls. PLEASE BE MINE SOMEONE OUT THERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Fandoms: Star Wars, Marvel, Harry Potter, Bendy, Baldi’s Basics, LEGO, DC Comics

Favorite things to do in my free time: Go onto the Internet, read, write, draw, do boring ol’ math homework, and building LEGO, along with origami-folding occasionally

Ships: Reylo, Damerey, Harmione (Harry x Hermione)

Favorite books: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (I liked the movie, too, no hate, please), Emperor Pickletine Rides The Bus, Dog-Man, and Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life

My tagline: I’m a geek, and not afraid to show it

Saturday, September 22, 2018

YO YO YO THE JOKER IN DA HOUSE—Test Footage Breakdown

So a new test footage video of the Joker in makeup from the upcoming Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie came up on Instagram, and it’s AWESOME. The Joker has a The Dark Knight-style hairdo and makeup, but...he looks more like your average scary clown instead of the Joker. But you know what? It’s an origin movie. It takes time to perfect. It’s not like you still see Spider-Man running around with his wrestling outfit and mask still on from the first Sam Raimi movie, right? Over time he becomes the hero (or the villain, in Joker’s case) that we all know and love. Also, the Joker is wearing some SHARP red shreds! Noice, man! They look even fancier than the purple coat the Joker wore in the Dark Night. But still, that purple coat didn’t come cheap. 😈

P.S. Did anyone get that reference at the end.

Where To Go, Where To Go

My Star Wars fanfiction (which is thankfully not Reylo), An Interruption, has been discontinued due to, well...I don’t know where to go. It’s getting random. Chapter 4 of An Interruption was so random and short, I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe I’ll continue my one-shot Star Wars parody fanfiction, the Generic Star Wars Fanfiction. Maybe I’ll do a Baldi’s Basics fanfic. I just don’t know, guys! I don’t know where to go! I guess once the Episode IX teaser comes out, and the title, I’ll make new An Interruption chapters, but until then, only regular posts, no fanfictions, though I may do some.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

My 9/11 Speech

17 years ago on a normal Tuesday in fall of 2001, something terrible happened.
A plane crashed into one of the two Twin Towers in New York City. After that, another plane crashed into the other Twin Tower. Around the same time, a missile crashed into the side of the Pentagon, though it did not do as much damage.
And another missile around the very same time was directly straight towards the White House—but the passengers stopped the terrorists hijacking the plane from purposely crashing into the White House. These people who helped the White House not get crashed into put others above themselves, and in course, they saved the day...at least for the White House. Meanwhile, the damage that the Twin Towers had caused was very bad, and many families were tore apart. People died and were lost. But luckily there were also people there who stood up and became everyday heroes. Some even sacrificed themselves for the greater good. These people include policemen, firefighters, medics, military soldiers, and even—believe it or not—regular citizens who decided to make a change and help people in a day of darkness.
The goal of the terrorists was to tear the country apart due to crashing into some of its most important locations. But instead, the 9/11 terrorist attacks just tightened the country together even more.
This is an ever darkening world.
But as any wise person would say...
Be a light in this dark world.
And it will get brighter.

Monday, September 10, 2018

Random Post 2

Why do I keep doing random posts :P

OrigVenom Clip—Bullying the Bully

[Ezra runs up to the school bully, who is punching a kid.]

Ezra: Hey! Watch it, buddy!

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: Ezra...summon me...if we cooperate...you just might survive...

Ezra *in his head*: Uh...why should I?

[The bully punches Ezra to the ground.]

Ezra *in his head*: OH DANG IT! Uh...OrigVenom, ignore what I said. I need you!

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We must see if our powers combined together can stop a bully like this.

Ezra *in his head*: Um...maybe just your powers...because I’m just a normal ol’ human being.

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We will find out.

[Ezra takes OrigVenom out of his pocket.]

The bully: HAH! Look! The coward has a little puppet!

[Ezra attaches two long homemade Venom tendrils made of cardboard and slaps them around the bully’s neck.]

Ezra: What the—?!

OrigVenom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas...I don’t like these things, because I like to eat paper, so no snacks in too little time.

[Ezra takes out a long paper tongue, licks it, slams it on OrigVenom, and rubs OrigVenom’s tongue all over the bully’s face.]

The bully: Ew.... πŸ˜–

Ezra: [Throws the bully aside.]

OrigVenom: Ezra...we have found out...it is not only me who has powers...but you, too...

The school coach: Hey, who punched this kid in the face?!

The kid who got bullied: Well, Ezra punched this bully in the face because he was beating me up.

The school coach: It may have been bullying, but hitting a child is not acceptable!

The kid who got bullied: But wait a sec...I got hit by another student, too! How is it fair that the bully gets away like this while Ezra gets a punishment?

Ezra: Don’t worry. I always win, against the school rules or not. [Runs away from the school coach.]

Saturday, September 8, 2018

I Am Tired

:P

Roar Parody—Bored

I used to bite my tongue and chew on my pencil
Scared to anger the teacher with biting a utensil
So I sat quietly, chewing politely
I guess I forgot I had a choice
I let the pencil push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything.

My teacher: SLS, report to the pricnipal’s office for chewing on your penci—

Me: [Smacks the teacher in the face.]

It held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the eraser dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
I got the eye of a teacher, a biter
Dancing through the halls
A gladiator
And I’m just really boreeeeeeed
Louder than a bully
Cause I’mma gladiator
And I’m just really boreeeeeeed

The teacher (who now has a punch mark on her face): What is it that keeps you going? Is it the call of the hunt? The thirst for not getting in trouble? Or are you just a scared little—
[I stab the teacher in the chest using my bitten-on pencil.]

I got the eye of the teacher, a biter
Dancing through the halls
A gladiator
And I’m just sitting here in detention, really boreeeeeeed

Random Post

I don’t know what I wanna say so I’ll just finish this sentence and post it.

Friday, September 7, 2018

The Blog Must Go On

This weekend, I’ll update more. I promise you all.

OrigVenom Teaser Is Here, Boi

Carlton: Thank you all for bringing us to this wonderful moment here at Kirby High School.

[A group of kids bring in a large, trashcan-sized canister for Carlton to expect.]

Carlton: Oh yes. It’s perfect.

[Carlton slides the roof of the canister off, revealing a pack of jelly beans inside.]

Carlton: Oh yes. Precious little Wishing Beams, the cousins of Wishing Skittles. Gentleman, you can leave us now.

Ezra (voiceover): I follow people...who don’t really like to be followed. Bullies. Bookworms. Geeks. All of them.

[Ezra runs into Central Park, followed by a speeding golf cart.]

Ezra: [Appears later on in Kirby High School, talking with an assistant of Carlton.]

Ezra: I am here to discuss the recent allegations that you are—geez—performing tests on people by forcing them to eat these jelly bean things.

Carlton: That’s enough, Mr. Woodlake.

Ezra: IS THAT A THREAT—

Ezra (voiceover): It can be anything. A breakup. A family death. Everyone’s got their own little thing going on. They use to be one thing. Now they’re someone else. We all have our own problems...our own...inner demons.

[A few black veins run across Ezra’s face as he is seen thrashing around in someone’s bed.]

Title: ORIGVENOM

Monday, September 3, 2018

If I Ever Had A Tinger Page, This Would Be It

Supreme Leader Skywalker

I’m a geek. I admit it. I love Star Wars and Marvel and Harry Potter. I am super single and super ready to mingle. Can you join my in my quest to rule virginity? πŸ˜©πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Edit: I know, that last joke was terrible.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Busy...Yet Again... 🎢🎡🎢

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.

The Supreme Leader, The Hacker, The Lego Guy, The Jedi, and the Maw: Part 1

[Me and Joey, The Mad Titan go into his house.]

Me: Boi what is going on! [High-fives Joey.]

Joey: Well, as I said earlier, you and Rey and Maw got into a fight. Now they left and are mad at you.

Me: Am I a forever alone, Joey?

Joey: Yeah.

Me: BE MORE SUPPORTIVE

Joey: Okay, so Rey is having a Kylo Ren-style tantrum in my bedroom while Maw is on the toilet.

Me: BLU-RAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to use the bathroom but Maw’s in there! My bladder’s gonna burst, man!

Joey: Like that hasn’t happened before. You can survive it.

[Hello Darkenss My Old Friend plays in Joey’s bedroom.]

Me: Oof. That’s Rey, isn’t it?


Joey: Yes. Now apologize to her.

Me: [Checks phone.] Why is Jar Jar saying “well played?”

Joey: Well, Jar Jar is the key to everything. Now let’s back our friends back.

[We go into Joey’s bedroom, where Rey is sobbing on Joey’s bed while listening to Hello Darkness My Old Friend.]

Me: Oh God. Uh...Rey?

Rey: [Gives me the stink eye.]

Me: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬...uh...how should I say this without getting cheesy or sounding like I have a crush on you? ...You’re my friend, okay? So is Maw. I’m so, so sorry for screaming at you. I just didn’t like the fact that you used the Dabbing Squidward meme. That’s a dead meme. A very dead meme.

Rey: I accept your apology. Very much. [Hugs me.]

Me: [Gets up.] Uh...Joey...why is she still hugging me?

Joey: Uh...I dunno. Ask Jesus! Let’s go get Ebony Maw.

[Joey accidentally bumps his arm against the threshold, ripping one of his sleeves off.]

Joey: OH GOD! This old house of mine. 😠

[Me and Joey and Rey open the bathroom door.]

Maw: I heard you guys in the other room. I accept your apology too, Kenobi. But why is Rey clinging to you, and why is one of Joey’s sleeves ripped off?

Me: Ignore it. Ignore it very much. 😳