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Sunday, August 26, 2018
Random Post
Today is Sunday morning and I’m feeling super tired so I’m just gonna go ahead and finish this sentence and then post this blog post.
Saturday, August 25, 2018
Updating The Episode IX Cast...Again
So another actor, Dominic Monaghan, from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, joined the Episode IX cast. So far no Andy Serkis as Snoke. *sighs*
Talking About New Posts
Do you sometimes see that your favorite blogger isn’t uploading new posts, so you just kinda take a break from their blog, but then when you check on your blog later on, you see its filled with a bunch of new posts and that you know that if you don’t comment on the newest blog post, then your comments won’t be recognized?
An Interruption Part 4: Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam
Me: I can’t believe those two buffoons, Ren and Hux, just left me here. I gotta get out of his hellscape of a ship.
[Slides across the throne room and into the halls.]
Me: I seriously need to get out of here. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Slides across the hallway some more.]
Me: Might as well make random noises while trying to escape. Uh...lemme try to think of some stood random noises......OOH! I got it!
[Starts making noises.]
Me: Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Boi Whyyyyyyyyyy. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam...
[Slides across the throne room and into the halls.]
Me: I seriously need to get out of here. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Slides across the hallway some more.]
Me: Might as well make random noises while trying to escape. Uh...lemme try to think of some stood random noises......OOH! I got it!
[Starts making noises.]
Me: Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Boi Whyyyyyyyyyy. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam...
Friday, August 24, 2018
Matthew’s Reviews: Christopher Robin
Spoilers ahead, you sad bois.
It was a very funny movie. Many cute and emotional moments. The opening scene with Pooh and friends at that goodbye party for Christopher Robin was perfect. The epic battle at Winslow’s Department (meh, it wasn’t really a battle) between Winslow and Christopher was both sweet and cringeworthy...as it was supposed to be. Many parts of the movie are intended to feel both cringey and funny and nostalgic at the same time. Mostly, it worked. 😃
Let’s talk about the characters. Ewan McGregor did a great job at portraying Christopher Robin as an adult. Hayley Atwell’s character was good enough for me.
Now for the stuffed animals! Pooh? Peeeeeerrrrrrffffeeeeecccccccttttttt. Tigger? He looks like a grumpy middle-aged man, but he’s also very good in this one. Eeyore was...well...just perfect. 😆
Piglet was pretty cute.
And...that’s it. I rate Christopher Robin a 4/5.
It was a very funny movie. Many cute and emotional moments. The opening scene with Pooh and friends at that goodbye party for Christopher Robin was perfect. The epic battle at Winslow’s Department (meh, it wasn’t really a battle) between Winslow and Christopher was both sweet and cringeworthy...as it was supposed to be. Many parts of the movie are intended to feel both cringey and funny and nostalgic at the same time. Mostly, it worked. 😃
Let’s talk about the characters. Ewan McGregor did a great job at portraying Christopher Robin as an adult. Hayley Atwell’s character was good enough for me.
Now for the stuffed animals! Pooh? Peeeeeerrrrrrffffeeeeecccccccttttttt. Tigger? He looks like a grumpy middle-aged man, but he’s also very good in this one. Eeyore was...well...just perfect. 😆
Piglet was pretty cute.
And...that’s it. I rate Christopher Robin a 4/5.
Thursday, August 23, 2018
Wednesday, August 22, 2018
One of my comics...
If you’ve read my comics, then you’d know that Venom is a main character, along with a few more pop culture icons like Slenderman and Thor. In this comic of mine, a young boy’s LEGO Venon minifgure sinks down to the bottom of the ocean, where it is found by Ray and Venom. Venom falls in love with it, by the way. Kissy-kissy? 😘
An Interruption Part 3: Abanoned On A Sinking Ship
Rey: *leaves*
Kylo: *a few minutes later he wakes up*
*General Hux appears in front of Kylo Ren.*
Kylo: Hux?! I thought I threw you into the incinerator where you got shredded into little tiny bits of flesh and bone!
Hux: Nah, that was Lieutenant Mitaka who got shredded. Didn’t you know? He is—or, was, since he’s dead now—one of my many body doubles in case trouble occurred. Anyways, poor Mitaka. Let’s pay some respects to him.
LIEUTENANT MITAKA
14 ABY—34 ABY
Me *in head*: Oh God, Hux is back now.
Hux: Anyway...YOU KILLED THE SUPREME LEADER?!? WHY?!?
[Touches my head with his filthy boot to check if I’m dead.]
Me *in head*: Owie.
Kylo: Nah I’m the supreme leader now, boi. *chokes Hux* Okay now let’s go to Crait.
*Kylo and Hux head for Crait, leaving me on the ship.*
Me *in head*: Wow. They just...abandoned me like that. T_T
Kylo: *a few minutes later he wakes up*
*General Hux appears in front of Kylo Ren.*
Kylo: Hux?! I thought I threw you into the incinerator where you got shredded into little tiny bits of flesh and bone!
Hux: Nah, that was Lieutenant Mitaka who got shredded. Didn’t you know? He is—or, was, since he’s dead now—one of my many body doubles in case trouble occurred. Anyways, poor Mitaka. Let’s pay some respects to him.
LIEUTENANT MITAKA
14 ABY—34 ABY
Me *in head*: Oh God, Hux is back now.
Hux: Anyway...YOU KILLED THE SUPREME LEADER?!? WHY?!?
[Touches my head with his filthy boot to check if I’m dead.]
Me *in head*: Owie.
Kylo: Nah I’m the supreme leader now, boi. *chokes Hux* Okay now let’s go to Crait.
*Kylo and Hux head for Crait, leaving me on the ship.*
Me *in head*: Wow. They just...abandoned me like that. T_T
We...Are False Marketing
Did anyone notice how in the second Venom trailer, Venom said “We are Venom” while choking a robber in the middle of a street? But in the newest trailer for Venom, Venom says “We are Venom” at a drug store while choking...a different robber. I don’t even know if the poor guy who Venom was choking in the new trailer was even another robber. Maybe he was even a normal civilian who Venom wanted to eat.
So I’m confused at which “We are Venom” is the true one. Becuase “Eyes, lungs, pancreas...so many snacks, so little time” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
So I’m confused at which “We are Venom” is the true one. Becuase “Eyes, lungs, pancreas...so many snacks, so little time” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
Saturday, August 18, 2018
An Interruption Part 2: Got Cut In Half Today
Me: Hey, Kylo, could you kill Rey right now and destroy your “true enemy” and stuff? Asking for a friend?
Kylo Ren: Nope Rey’s my girlfriend now bye-bye.
[Cuts me in half.]
Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
[Kylo Ren and Rey fight my Praetorian Guards.]
Me (in head): Get ‘em both, my loyal guards!
TWO MINUTES LATER
[The last Praetorian Guards is killed by Kylo Ren.]
Me (in head): Well, damnit.
Kylo (in head): *Now’s your chance* *You can get the girl now Mr. Ren* *Try to woo her*
Kylo: You’re nothing.
Rey: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kylo (in head): *Oh crap.*
Kylo: Uh...but not to me? 😅
Me: *shakes head*
Kylo: Uh...your parents were filthy junk traders and they abandoned you for drinking money..? 😅
Me (in head): Really, dude? You’re bad at flirting. Really bad at flirting.
Kylo: Uh...join the Dark Side because I said you’re not nothing to me though I said a few offensive things after...? 😅
Rey: *shakes head*
Me: *shakes head*
MEANWHILE...
Holdo/Vice Admiral General Studies: Whee!!! XD
[Crashes the Raddus into the Supremacy.]
[The Supremacy gets cut in half.]
Me: Crap.
Kylo Ren: Nope Rey’s my girlfriend now bye-bye.
[Cuts me in half.]
Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
[Kylo Ren and Rey fight my Praetorian Guards.]
Me (in head): Get ‘em both, my loyal guards!
TWO MINUTES LATER
[The last Praetorian Guards is killed by Kylo Ren.]
Me (in head): Well, damnit.
Kylo (in head): *Now’s your chance* *You can get the girl now Mr. Ren* *Try to woo her*
Kylo: You’re nothing.
Rey: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kylo (in head): *Oh crap.*
Kylo: Uh...but not to me? 😅
Me: *shakes head*
Kylo: Uh...your parents were filthy junk traders and they abandoned you for drinking money..? 😅
Me (in head): Really, dude? You’re bad at flirting. Really bad at flirting.
Kylo: Uh...join the Dark Side because I said you’re not nothing to me though I said a few offensive things after...? 😅
Rey: *shakes head*
Me: *shakes head*
MEANWHILE...
Holdo/Vice Admiral General Studies: Whee!!! XD
[Crashes the Raddus into the Supremacy.]
[The Supremacy gets cut in half.]
Me: Crap.
A Small Announcement
I’ve created a lot of blog posts so far, but I’m not really getting many views on my site. But you know what? That’s okay. I’ll stay strong. I’m not gonna be depressing or anything just because not a lot of people check out my site.
Yeah, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, onto the point. I only created my “Griever” parody song because I wanted to try something new. Not because I’m self-judgemental or depressed or anything.
Again, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, I’m gonna be more secure from now on, because if you’ve paid close attention to my blog posts, you’d know that I am kinda insecure.
“I’m not used to this whole blog thing”
“Just a little boy”
“Get yourself together”
Anyways, I’m gonna fix that. From now on, only positive things are allowed on my site! And not in the comments, either!
(I’m trolling all of the people who want to comment on my site now, hee-hee)
Oh, and one more thing: this guy who commented on my site a few times said “can we get a list of Darth Vader’s favorite snack foods.” NO. NONE OF THAT. I want none of you commenting depressing or offensive or kinda inappropriate things about me—the author of this whole blog.
Yeah, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, onto the point. I only created my “Griever” parody song because I wanted to try something new. Not because I’m self-judgemental or depressed or anything.
Again, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, I’m gonna be more secure from now on, because if you’ve paid close attention to my blog posts, you’d know that I am kinda insecure.
“I’m not used to this whole blog thing”
“Just a little boy”
“Get yourself together”
Anyways, I’m gonna fix that. From now on, only positive things are allowed on my site! And not in the comments, either!
(I’m trolling all of the people who want to comment on my site now, hee-hee)
Oh, and one more thing: this guy who commented on my site a few times said “can we get a list of Darth Vader’s favorite snack foods.” NO. NONE OF THAT. I want none of you commenting depressing or offensive or kinda inappropriate things about me—the author of this whole blog.
Friday, August 17, 2018
Honest Review: Baldi’s Basics
So supposedly, Baldi’s Basics is this now really popular educational game. I haven’t played it, but accordingly, it’s like a horror game...but with math. Yeah, including school stuff will definitely make a horror game more friendly for kids.
So you start out after school, in Baldi’s classroom. Baldi is the evil teacher who has the big ol’ ruler which he uses to whack the player. So to get out of the school, you have to find 17 notebooks. And every time you open a door, Baldi hears you opening it. Yep. The creepy teacher knows where you are in the school at all times. And he also gets mad every time you open a door. So, yeah. Baldi’s both a creep and an evil runt of a math teacher.
Oh, and there’s this gigantic oversized broom which helps Baldi terrorize the player. It’s called “Sweeping Time.”
So every time you escape Baldi with a notebook in your hands, you run fast down the halls, or else Baldi will catch you. But then this super annoying principal called Princi appears and is all like, “No running in the halls. Detention for you. 60 seconds. When will you learn.”
And guess where the detention room is? Yep. Baldi’s classroom.
So you’re stuck for 60 seconds in a room with a mentally unstable math teacher. Once you escape the detention room after the 60 seconds are over (if you even make it), you run down the halls some more. But then this annoying kid named Playtime appears. She’s a girl with a jump rope, and she freaking wants you to jump with her, though a PSYCHOPATH TEACHER IS HOT ON YOUR TRAIL.
Oh, and there are a few other supporting characters too. They also terrorize and/or annoy the player. At the end of the game, if you’ve collected all the notebooks, then before you can exit the school, you have to face the ultimate challenge: Baldi and Sweeping Time and Princi and Playtime and the few other supporting characters who I mentioned a few seconds ago confront the player. And if you escape them all—which is pretty unlikely—you’re free from Baldi’s Basics, and the game ends.
Honestly, I never want to play this game. And if you’ve played it, you know why.
DIE SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
—Sweeping Time
So you start out after school, in Baldi’s classroom. Baldi is the evil teacher who has the big ol’ ruler which he uses to whack the player. So to get out of the school, you have to find 17 notebooks. And every time you open a door, Baldi hears you opening it. Yep. The creepy teacher knows where you are in the school at all times. And he also gets mad every time you open a door. So, yeah. Baldi’s both a creep and an evil runt of a math teacher.
Oh, and there’s this gigantic oversized broom which helps Baldi terrorize the player. It’s called “Sweeping Time.”
So every time you escape Baldi with a notebook in your hands, you run fast down the halls, or else Baldi will catch you. But then this super annoying principal called Princi appears and is all like, “No running in the halls. Detention for you. 60 seconds. When will you learn.”
And guess where the detention room is? Yep. Baldi’s classroom.
So you’re stuck for 60 seconds in a room with a mentally unstable math teacher. Once you escape the detention room after the 60 seconds are over (if you even make it), you run down the halls some more. But then this annoying kid named Playtime appears. She’s a girl with a jump rope, and she freaking wants you to jump with her, though a PSYCHOPATH TEACHER IS HOT ON YOUR TRAIL.
Oh, and there are a few other supporting characters too. They also terrorize and/or annoy the player. At the end of the game, if you’ve collected all the notebooks, then before you can exit the school, you have to face the ultimate challenge: Baldi and Sweeping Time and Princi and Playtime and the few other supporting characters who I mentioned a few seconds ago confront the player. And if you escape them all—which is pretty unlikely—you’re free from Baldi’s Basics, and the game ends.
Honestly, I never want to play this game. And if you’ve played it, you know why.
DIE SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
—Sweeping Time
Havana Funny Parody—Oh God No
Oh God No, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood, ooh na na
She didn’t take me back and that was a reasonable choice, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout her manners
Oh God No, ooh na na
There’s something about how the box office is doing
And she came in there
I honestly don’t wanna sing what I’m singing
And that’s the real truth
I don’t know why I’m saying all this
Maybe ‘cuz I’m getting paid
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I don’t know where Gunn’s going
After Disney fires him
Yeah, that, was, the, wrong, choic
Oh God No, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout the box office
Oh God No, ooh na na
The plot: In this alternate reality, I am a reporter for the Hollywood Reporter, who just broke up with my own girlfriend while subsequently researching on James Gunn’s firing and how it may effect Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’s box office.
None of my heart is in Hollywood, ooh na na
She didn’t take me back and that was a reasonable choice, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout her manners
Oh God No, ooh na na
There’s something about how the box office is doing
And she came in there
I honestly don’t wanna sing what I’m singing
And that’s the real truth
I don’t know why I’m saying all this
Maybe ‘cuz I’m getting paid
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I don’t know where Gunn’s going
After Disney fires him
Yeah, that, was, the, wrong, choic
Oh God No, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout the box office
Oh God No, ooh na na
The plot: In this alternate reality, I am a reporter for the Hollywood Reporter, who just broke up with my own girlfriend while subsequently researching on James Gunn’s firing and how it may effect Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’s box office.
Thursday, August 16, 2018
Believer Parody—Griever
First things first
I’ma say all the words inside my head
I’m tired of the way that things have been for us, oh ooh
I’m tired of the ways, oh ooooh
Second thing second
Don’t tell me what you think he couldn’t be
I was the master of him and you knew it, oh ooooh
I was broken from a young age
Taking a rage to the masses
Taking a beat-up to the brain
It all gives me pain
They shakin’ me, took from me, beat up me, stole from me
And they bring me down
They bring down
Ohhhhhhhhh
HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever
Third things third
Send a prayer to that one up above
Oh ooooh
That one up above
Oh ooooooooooh
Send a message to the grave
Send a message to the rain
Let it rain down
Rain down
Like...
HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever
Last thing last
Hope he rests in peace today
All the worlds inside his head
He must be confused like heck
Oh, oooh
Must be confused like heck, oh ooooh
Guess it’s time for this to end
Time to get it all to end
And it brings down, it brings down, like...
[Sees nearby train coming through.]
[Steps on the train track.]
[Gets purposely run over by the train.]
My note: This is a story about a 13-year-old boy who’s dear pet rabbit died after many years of loving care, and one day he finally decides to end it all, hence the end of the song where he purposely gets run over.
I’ma say all the words inside my head
I’m tired of the way that things have been for us, oh ooh
I’m tired of the ways, oh ooooh
Second thing second
Don’t tell me what you think he couldn’t be
I was the master of him and you knew it, oh ooooh
I was broken from a young age
Taking a rage to the masses
Taking a beat-up to the brain
It all gives me pain
They shakin’ me, took from me, beat up me, stole from me
And they bring me down
They bring down
Ohhhhhhhhh
HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever
Third things third
Send a prayer to that one up above
Oh ooooh
That one up above
Oh ooooooooooh
Send a message to the grave
Send a message to the rain
Let it rain down
Rain down
Like...
HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever
Last thing last
Hope he rests in peace today
All the worlds inside his head
He must be confused like heck
Oh, oooh
Must be confused like heck, oh ooooh
Guess it’s time for this to end
Time to get it all to end
And it brings down, it brings down, like...
[Sees nearby train coming through.]
[Steps on the train track.]
[Gets purposely run over by the train.]
My note: This is a story about a 13-year-old boy who’s dear pet rabbit died after many years of loving care, and one day he finally decides to end it all, hence the end of the song where he purposely gets run over.
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
Honest Review: The LEGO Heavy Scout Walker
Today we will review the LEGO Star War Heavy Scout Walker set.
The LEGO minifigures included are one confused Resistance boi, a pointless gunner minifigure, one stormtrooper boi, and General Huxxxxxxxxx. Supreme Leader Snoke said General Hux’s name VEEERY slowly at the start of The Last Jedi. Then he started pummeling Hux against the floor using the Force. Oh, and General Hux is the same as his last LEGO appearance, except he has a hairpiece instead of a First Order officer hat on his head this time around.
Onto the walker itself! The gunner and Hux go inside of it, but General Hux wasn’t in a Heavy Scout Walker during the Battle of Crait. In fact, the Heavy Scout Walker is based on unused concept art. Yup. It wasn’t even in the finished film itself. I like the Heavy Scout Walker anyways, because it’s fun to swoosh it around the carpet of your bedroom.
Okay, my review is done!
[Throws the Heavy Scout Walker and the pointless gunner minifgure onto the floor where they smash into a million pieces.]
The LEGO minifigures included are one confused Resistance boi, a pointless gunner minifigure, one stormtrooper boi, and General Huxxxxxxxxx. Supreme Leader Snoke said General Hux’s name VEEERY slowly at the start of The Last Jedi. Then he started pummeling Hux against the floor using the Force. Oh, and General Hux is the same as his last LEGO appearance, except he has a hairpiece instead of a First Order officer hat on his head this time around.
Onto the walker itself! The gunner and Hux go inside of it, but General Hux wasn’t in a Heavy Scout Walker during the Battle of Crait. In fact, the Heavy Scout Walker is based on unused concept art. Yup. It wasn’t even in the finished film itself. I like the Heavy Scout Walker anyways, because it’s fun to swoosh it around the carpet of your bedroom.
Okay, my review is done!
[Throws the Heavy Scout Walker and the pointless gunner minifgure onto the floor where they smash into a million pieces.]
Monday, August 13, 2018
Generic Star Wars Fanfic Chapter 1
My Sweet Lovey
Supreme Leader Snoke trotted down the halls of his red throne room. He raced to Deadpool and kissed her on the mouth. Yes, for this story, Deadpool is a woman, not a man.
The Supreme Leader’s lips pressed snugly against DP’s, and Snoke’s flowing yellow robes were rubbing against Deadpool’s red-and-black jumpsuit.
“I missed you, my love,” said Snoke. “I have come back from the War of 1,000 Seas. Barely any of us made it out alive. We lost Corporal Hux in the army trenches today.”
“I don’t care about your stupid friends,” Deadpool replied. “I just wanna be with you.”
Snoke said, “My love, I think I should break up with you. There are more important things in the world than me, but you ignore it all. I’m sorry.”
DP said, “NO! SNOKE! DON’T GO! NOOO!”
Snoke shuttered away from Deadpool like in all generic Star Wars break-up fanfictions and left their house near the beach on Naboo.
Supreme Leader Snoke trotted down the halls of his red throne room. He raced to Deadpool and kissed her on the mouth. Yes, for this story, Deadpool is a woman, not a man.
The Supreme Leader’s lips pressed snugly against DP’s, and Snoke’s flowing yellow robes were rubbing against Deadpool’s red-and-black jumpsuit.
“I missed you, my love,” said Snoke. “I have come back from the War of 1,000 Seas. Barely any of us made it out alive. We lost Corporal Hux in the army trenches today.”
“I don’t care about your stupid friends,” Deadpool replied. “I just wanna be with you.”
Snoke said, “My love, I think I should break up with you. There are more important things in the world than me, but you ignore it all. I’m sorry.”
DP said, “NO! SNOKE! DON’T GO! NOOO!”
Snoke shuttered away from Deadpool like in all generic Star Wars break-up fanfictions and left their house near the beach on Naboo.
My Terrible Halloween Experience
Hello. Today I am going to tell you all a tale about one of my Halloween experiences from a few years ago. So back in 2015, I was just a little boy. I was dressed up as Thor, and we were having a Halloween parade at my school. It was really cringeworthy.
Let me explain.
So we got to the school on the morning of Halloween. My friend Sid was dressed up as a simple ghost. “Ready to do this, God of Thunder?” he said to me. I nodded. We went out to the yard, where the parade was about to take place. But first the staff members, who were all dressed up like dominos, had to perform a cringe-filled dance number. Sid almost fainted at the last part of the dance number, when our teacher Mrs. Shin ripped off her domino costume...revealing a poop emoji costume underneath. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEE—
The parade started with the kindergarteners going around the yard in their costumes. It was actually cute, not cringey!
After that came the 1st graders. They weren’t as cute as the kinders, but they were still very short.
Next came the 2nd graders. Me and Sid were 2nd graders. It was literally our turn.
We told our teacher that we didn’t wanna perform in the parade anymore, but she said it was mandatory. WHAT?! Why?
So we went out, me and him, and a bunch of other students. We were accompied by our other friend, Elliott, who had also cringed a lot that day. He was dressed up as Spider-Man. So it was just us against a thunderstorm of cringing. The ghost, the God of Thunder, and New York’s Webslinger.
We were brave. I know, when I said “we were brave,” you probably cringed. But we were. And we barely cringed for the rest of the parade.
But then after the parade, the principal, who was in a cringey-looking Snoopy costume, came up to the stage and started singing Take On Me. Cringiest. Day. EVER.
Let me explain.
So we got to the school on the morning of Halloween. My friend Sid was dressed up as a simple ghost. “Ready to do this, God of Thunder?” he said to me. I nodded. We went out to the yard, where the parade was about to take place. But first the staff members, who were all dressed up like dominos, had to perform a cringe-filled dance number. Sid almost fainted at the last part of the dance number, when our teacher Mrs. Shin ripped off her domino costume...revealing a poop emoji costume underneath. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEE—
The parade started with the kindergarteners going around the yard in their costumes. It was actually cute, not cringey!
After that came the 1st graders. They weren’t as cute as the kinders, but they were still very short.
Next came the 2nd graders. Me and Sid were 2nd graders. It was literally our turn.
We told our teacher that we didn’t wanna perform in the parade anymore, but she said it was mandatory. WHAT?! Why?
So we went out, me and him, and a bunch of other students. We were accompied by our other friend, Elliott, who had also cringed a lot that day. He was dressed up as Spider-Man. So it was just us against a thunderstorm of cringing. The ghost, the God of Thunder, and New York’s Webslinger.
We were brave. I know, when I said “we were brave,” you probably cringed. But we were. And we barely cringed for the rest of the parade.
But then after the parade, the principal, who was in a cringey-looking Snoopy costume, came up to the stage and started singing Take On Me. Cringiest. Day. EVER.
Why U No Comment
Why do you guys not comment on anything? Are you not from Blogspot? If so, then it’s okay. The only people who have commented so far are me and some weird guy with the username “Unknown.”
Sunday, August 12, 2018
Honest Review: Deadpool 2
Characters: Deadpool, Dopinder, Domino, Peter, the Vanisher, Bedlam, Shatterstar, the Vanisher, Cable, Vanessa, Russell, the Juggernaut, Blind Al, Weasel, Colossus, Megasonic Teenage Warhead, Yukio, basically all the X-Men from X-Men Apocalypse (except for Wolverine)
Plot:
So Deadpool is eating a strudel on top of a dozen gallons of gasoline. He’s also smoking a cigarette. He puts the cigarette in one of the gallons of gasoline. They all explode. And DP explodes, too.
Anyway, let’s go back six weeks. So yo boy DP has gone international. He’s fighting all the criminals in the world. One day he’s facing off against these gangsters, and he kills all of them but one. Later that night, he and his girlfriend Vanessa are watching porn when the last of the gangsters Deadpool was fighting arrives. He kills Vanessa and DP goes into...a depression. He tries and tries and TRIES to kill him self but still someone can’t. Then the opening scene happens. He brings a bunch of gallons of gas into his and Vanessa’s home, puts a cigarette in one of the gallons, and...he kills himself. Almost. Apparently due to his healing factor, Deadpool just can’t die. Colossus just drags Deadpool’s (living) remains to the X-Mansion. DP is now an X-Men trainee.
Meanwhile, in the future, Russell kills Cable’s family, so Cable goes to the present to kill Russell.
Deadpool goes on a mission with Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus because this kid Russell is @&^#ing some &^%$ up. Deadpool tries to calm Russell but Russell tells DP of how the trainers at his mutant orphanage have abused and tortured him over the years to get the mutant genes out of him. Deadpool then shoots all the cops that are trying to take Russell away to some mutant prison called the Ice Box or whatever. So then both Russell and DP go to the Ice Box.
Then Cable arrives. He beats up DP, and now a powerless Deadpool says that he doesn’t give a %^$# about Russell, when in reality, he does, he’s just not able to protect him right now.
So DP is thrown into a lake by Cable, where he has a vision with Vanessa in it. Vanessa tell him he can’t be with her because his “heart’s in the wrong place.” Deadpool jumps out of the lake and finds out Russell and a few other prisoners are gonna be taken to another prison by a convoy truck. Deadpool forms the X-Force...but they all die except for Domino and DP himself. Deadpool and Domino intercept the convoy, but Cable arrives to kill Russell, and he duels with DP while the Juggernaut, Russell’s friend after DP left the prison and Professor X’s goliath step-brother, breaks the convoy in half. The convoy crashes, but the Juggernaut, Russell, DP, Domino, and Cable all survive. Juggs then rips Deadpool in half, but DP survives, of course. Russell and the Juggernaut leave DP to die...but he doesn’t die. Later, DP is regrowing his legs at Blind Al’s apartment when Cable arrives. He tells his story to DP about Future Russell killing his family in the future, and then DP and Domino and Cable and—Dopinder—team up to stop Russell and Juggsy before they kill the headmaster. Russell starts torturing the headmaster when DP and friends arrives. The Juggernaut is almost too powerful for them all, but then Colossus arrives, forgives Deadpool for killing all those cops earlier in the film, and Colossus starts fighting the Juggernaut. DP, Domino, and Cable go inside the building to stop Russell before he makes his first kill.
Meanwhile Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio arrives and they drown the Juggernaut in a swimming pool with Colossus.
Russell blows up part of the building, and DP temporarily calms Russell down, but then Russell has a short fit of rage and emotion. Cable shoots a bullet at Russell, but DP sacrifices his life for Russell’s, which makes Russell have a change of heart. DP dies and goes to heaven, where he sees Vanessa. Vanessa tells him he’s ready to go to Heaven, but it’s too early and that his “family” (Russell, Colossus, Cable, Domino, Dopinder) need him. Also Elvis has slept with Vanessa in Heaven.
Deadpool then comes back from the dead. Cable goes back in time to stop himself from shooting a bullet. Instead, he shoots Deadpool and Vanessa’s coon from their first date at Deadpool. He and his “family” head home, as the Juggeranut is seen alive and well, and exiting the pool. Boom. The movie ends.
The post-credits scenes:
Yukio and Negasonic Teenage Warhead fix Cable’s time machine and reluctantly give it to DP. Deadpool goes back in time to save Vanessa, kill the version of himself from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, kill Ryan Reynolds when he is about to read the script for Green Lantern, and finally...he kills baby Hitler to stop World War II from happening. Boom.
My short review of the movie:
Woah. That was some (not) lazy writing.
Plot:
So Deadpool is eating a strudel on top of a dozen gallons of gasoline. He’s also smoking a cigarette. He puts the cigarette in one of the gallons of gasoline. They all explode. And DP explodes, too.
Anyway, let’s go back six weeks. So yo boy DP has gone international. He’s fighting all the criminals in the world. One day he’s facing off against these gangsters, and he kills all of them but one. Later that night, he and his girlfriend Vanessa are watching porn when the last of the gangsters Deadpool was fighting arrives. He kills Vanessa and DP goes into...a depression. He tries and tries and TRIES to kill him self but still someone can’t. Then the opening scene happens. He brings a bunch of gallons of gas into his and Vanessa’s home, puts a cigarette in one of the gallons, and...he kills himself. Almost. Apparently due to his healing factor, Deadpool just can’t die. Colossus just drags Deadpool’s (living) remains to the X-Mansion. DP is now an X-Men trainee.
Meanwhile, in the future, Russell kills Cable’s family, so Cable goes to the present to kill Russell.
Deadpool goes on a mission with Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus because this kid Russell is @&^#ing some &^%$ up. Deadpool tries to calm Russell but Russell tells DP of how the trainers at his mutant orphanage have abused and tortured him over the years to get the mutant genes out of him. Deadpool then shoots all the cops that are trying to take Russell away to some mutant prison called the Ice Box or whatever. So then both Russell and DP go to the Ice Box.
Then Cable arrives. He beats up DP, and now a powerless Deadpool says that he doesn’t give a %^$# about Russell, when in reality, he does, he’s just not able to protect him right now.
So DP is thrown into a lake by Cable, where he has a vision with Vanessa in it. Vanessa tell him he can’t be with her because his “heart’s in the wrong place.” Deadpool jumps out of the lake and finds out Russell and a few other prisoners are gonna be taken to another prison by a convoy truck. Deadpool forms the X-Force...but they all die except for Domino and DP himself. Deadpool and Domino intercept the convoy, but Cable arrives to kill Russell, and he duels with DP while the Juggernaut, Russell’s friend after DP left the prison and Professor X’s goliath step-brother, breaks the convoy in half. The convoy crashes, but the Juggernaut, Russell, DP, Domino, and Cable all survive. Juggs then rips Deadpool in half, but DP survives, of course. Russell and the Juggernaut leave DP to die...but he doesn’t die. Later, DP is regrowing his legs at Blind Al’s apartment when Cable arrives. He tells his story to DP about Future Russell killing his family in the future, and then DP and Domino and Cable and—Dopinder—team up to stop Russell and Juggsy before they kill the headmaster. Russell starts torturing the headmaster when DP and friends arrives. The Juggernaut is almost too powerful for them all, but then Colossus arrives, forgives Deadpool for killing all those cops earlier in the film, and Colossus starts fighting the Juggernaut. DP, Domino, and Cable go inside the building to stop Russell before he makes his first kill.
Meanwhile Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio arrives and they drown the Juggernaut in a swimming pool with Colossus.
Russell blows up part of the building, and DP temporarily calms Russell down, but then Russell has a short fit of rage and emotion. Cable shoots a bullet at Russell, but DP sacrifices his life for Russell’s, which makes Russell have a change of heart. DP dies and goes to heaven, where he sees Vanessa. Vanessa tells him he’s ready to go to Heaven, but it’s too early and that his “family” (Russell, Colossus, Cable, Domino, Dopinder) need him. Also Elvis has slept with Vanessa in Heaven.
Deadpool then comes back from the dead. Cable goes back in time to stop himself from shooting a bullet. Instead, he shoots Deadpool and Vanessa’s coon from their first date at Deadpool. He and his “family” head home, as the Juggeranut is seen alive and well, and exiting the pool. Boom. The movie ends.
The post-credits scenes:
Yukio and Negasonic Teenage Warhead fix Cable’s time machine and reluctantly give it to DP. Deadpool goes back in time to save Vanessa, kill the version of himself from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, kill Ryan Reynolds when he is about to read the script for Green Lantern, and finally...he kills baby Hitler to stop World War II from happening. Boom.
My short review of the movie:
Woah. That was some (not) lazy writing.
Honest Review: The LEGO Arrowhead
Today I finished building a LEGO Star Wars set: the Arrowhead. Here is my honest review of it...
So at the front of the ship we have a big ol’ ram thingie. If you removed a few LEGO pieces, you can make the ram thingie spin all the way around. Hey, it’s another fidget spinner to add to my collection!
There’s also this clunk of blue LEGO crystals which you put inside of the ship for some reason.
Onto the LEGO minifigures included! First off is just some cannon fodder (A.K.A. a battle droid), and the rest are pointless. Oh, and a stormtrooper and Admiral Ackbar’s little brother are included, too. The cockpit is just a few big LEGO pieces, and when you put it all together, you get the Arrowhead! Okay, my review is done!
[Throws the Arrowhead onto the floor of my bedroom, where it smashes into a million pieces.]
So at the front of the ship we have a big ol’ ram thingie. If you removed a few LEGO pieces, you can make the ram thingie spin all the way around. Hey, it’s another fidget spinner to add to my collection!
There’s also this clunk of blue LEGO crystals which you put inside of the ship for some reason.
Onto the LEGO minifigures included! First off is just some cannon fodder (A.K.A. a battle droid), and the rest are pointless. Oh, and a stormtrooper and Admiral Ackbar’s little brother are included, too. The cockpit is just a few big LEGO pieces, and when you put it all together, you get the Arrowhead! Okay, my review is done!
[Throws the Arrowhead onto the floor of my bedroom, where it smashes into a million pieces.]
An Interruption
Me: [Finishes writing my “Looking Back On A Past Avengers Movie...” post.]
[General Hux enters my throne-room.]
Me: [Shuts laptop.] OH. Uh...General Hux. Welcome. Come in, come in.
General Hux: Supreme Leader, what are you doing?
Me: Uh...I have to come clean. I have an online blog.
General Hux: [Starts laughing.]
Me: [Breaks General Hux’s neck using the Force.] Now where is that emo teenager apprentice of mine, Kylo Ren?
[Kylo Ren enters the throne-room with a handcuffed Rey.]
Me: Come in, come in. Kylo Ren, could you pick the corpse of General Hux off the floor?
Kylo Ren: 😳 [Picks up corpse.]
Me: [Sips cup of tea.] Just throw it in the incinerator.
Kylo Ren: Throws General Hux into the incinerator, which shreds him up into little pieces of flesh.]
Me: Oh, young Rey, A.K.A. the apprentice of Skywalker. Well, I am also a Skywalker, but, uh...I’m a bad one. I’m Supreme Leader Skywalker. Try to ignore my last name.
[Sees smoke arising from the incinerator.]
Me: You know what, just call me Smoke. Supreme Leader Smoke.
Rey: What about Snoke? Can I call you that?
Me: Uh...sure, I guess. Call me Snoke.
[General Hux enters my throne-room.]
Me: [Shuts laptop.] OH. Uh...General Hux. Welcome. Come in, come in.
General Hux: Supreme Leader, what are you doing?
Me: Uh...I have to come clean. I have an online blog.
General Hux: [Starts laughing.]
Me: [Breaks General Hux’s neck using the Force.] Now where is that emo teenager apprentice of mine, Kylo Ren?
[Kylo Ren enters the throne-room with a handcuffed Rey.]
Me: Come in, come in. Kylo Ren, could you pick the corpse of General Hux off the floor?
Kylo Ren: 😳 [Picks up corpse.]
Me: [Sips cup of tea.] Just throw it in the incinerator.
Kylo Ren: Throws General Hux into the incinerator, which shreds him up into little pieces of flesh.]
Me: Oh, young Rey, A.K.A. the apprentice of Skywalker. Well, I am also a Skywalker, but, uh...I’m a bad one. I’m Supreme Leader Skywalker. Try to ignore my last name.
[Sees smoke arising from the incinerator.]
Me: You know what, just call me Smoke. Supreme Leader Smoke.
Rey: What about Snoke? Can I call you that?
Me: Uh...sure, I guess. Call me Snoke.
Looking Back On A Past Avengers Movie...
Hmmm...if you watched Avengers: Age of Ultron, then you’d probably remember the part where Scarlet Witch makes Cap, Tony, Black Widow and the Hulk have bad visions of the past and the future.
The vision that the Hulk gets totally pisses him off, but we didn’t see what it actually was.
Now onto Black Widow’s vision. It’s of her past. It’s of her getting sterilized to complete her training as a Russian spy. What does this mean? It most likely means that Black Widow has to face her past in Avengers 4 and stand up to it, probably.
Now let’s go onto Cap’s vision. It’s also of the past. It takes place in an alternate version of the 1940s, where Cap survived World War II and is at a party with Peggy Carter. This means that Cap may go back in time at the end of Avengers 4 to live a normal live with Peggy Carter.
Now, finally, onto the most interesting vision of all: Tony’s. In Tony’s dream, he sees a future where the Chitauri have taken over Earth and every Avengers except for him has died. This may mean an impending doom will happen in Avengers 4.
What do these visions mean? It probably means that in Avengers 4, the original Avengers will have to face the past and the future and unite together to defeat Thanos.
But that’s just my silly little theory.
The vision that the Hulk gets totally pisses him off, but we didn’t see what it actually was.
Now onto Black Widow’s vision. It’s of her past. It’s of her getting sterilized to complete her training as a Russian spy. What does this mean? It most likely means that Black Widow has to face her past in Avengers 4 and stand up to it, probably.
Now let’s go onto Cap’s vision. It’s also of the past. It takes place in an alternate version of the 1940s, where Cap survived World War II and is at a party with Peggy Carter. This means that Cap may go back in time at the end of Avengers 4 to live a normal live with Peggy Carter.
Now, finally, onto the most interesting vision of all: Tony’s. In Tony’s dream, he sees a future where the Chitauri have taken over Earth and every Avengers except for him has died. This may mean an impending doom will happen in Avengers 4.
What do these visions mean? It probably means that in Avengers 4, the original Avengers will have to face the past and the future and unite together to defeat Thanos.
But that’s just my silly little theory.
Talking About The Episode IX Cast
Okay, today I am going to read over the cast for Star Wars Episode IX to all you guys.
Doo-doo-doo, I’m going over to IMDb... 🎶
Okay, let’s see what’s in store...
Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux...hmm, I wonder if he dies in this one...
Keri Russell as...someone unknown...
Daisy Ridley as Rey, I wonder if she’ll temporarily turn dark in this one...
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren...I wonder if he’ll die or be redeemed in this one...
Billie Lourd as Lieutenant Connix...
Oscar Issac as Poe Dameron...I wonder if Poe will become the leader of the Resistance in this one...
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker—wait, what? THAT’S BIG NEWS. It means either Luke wasn’t killed or he’s just a force ghost.
Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa...I’m gonna try to not cry while reading this part of the cast...
Richard E. Grant as...someone unknown...
Kelly Marie Tran as Rose Tico...
Lupita Nyong’o...
Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian...YEEHAW.
John Boyega as Finn...
Naomi Ackie as...someone unknown...
Joonas Suatamo as Chewbacca...
Anthony Daniels as C-3P0...
Jimmy Vee as R2-D2...
And then Brian Herrig and Dave Chapman as gool ol’ BB-8! And we’re done!
Doo-doo-doo, I’m going over to IMDb... 🎶
Okay, let’s see what’s in store...
Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux...hmm, I wonder if he dies in this one...
Keri Russell as...someone unknown...
Daisy Ridley as Rey, I wonder if she’ll temporarily turn dark in this one...
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren...I wonder if he’ll die or be redeemed in this one...
Billie Lourd as Lieutenant Connix...
Oscar Issac as Poe Dameron...I wonder if Poe will become the leader of the Resistance in this one...
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker—wait, what? THAT’S BIG NEWS. It means either Luke wasn’t killed or he’s just a force ghost.
Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa...I’m gonna try to not cry while reading this part of the cast...
Richard E. Grant as...someone unknown...
Kelly Marie Tran as Rose Tico...
Lupita Nyong’o...
Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian...YEEHAW.
John Boyega as Finn...
Naomi Ackie as...someone unknown...
Joonas Suatamo as Chewbacca...
Anthony Daniels as C-3P0...
Jimmy Vee as R2-D2...
And then Brian Herrig and Dave Chapman as gool ol’ BB-8! And we’re done!
So This Is Basically Avengers: Infinity War
Spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned.
Cast: Holland, Europe, Brown Panther, Godzilla Girl, Dryden Vos, Hoo-Hoo, Smarty, One Guardy Boi, No [censored] Sherlock, Wong You’re Invited To My Wedding, and a bunch of actors whose contracts are about to expire
Plot summary: A bunch of adults in Halloween costumes fight Cable from Deadpool 2, who is on purple-colored steroids
Full plot:
So remember Thor: Ragnarok, and how the Asgardians escaped on that spaceship? Well, Purple Cable and his Four Horseman arrive and screw everything up. They kill half of the Asgardians, and Valkyrie and Korg are nowhere to be seen. Also, Purple Cable has subdued the Pirate Angel. Then the start of the movie happens. Purple Cable is literally holding the Infinity Gauntlet to the Pirate Angel’s head, and Tom Hiddleston almost gives the Tesseract to Purple Cable, but then he calls Mr. Hiddleston an Asgardian, which pisses him off, so Loki summons the Hulk, who almost beats up Cable. But then Purple Cable beats the crap out of the Hulk. After, Squidward hands the Space Stone to Cable, who puts it in the Infinity Gauntlet and then kills Tom Hiddleston. Probably not coming back due to his contract expiring. Cable and the Horseman leave Pirate Angel and Tom Hiddleston for dead on the ship, which is exploding.
Meanwhile, the Hulk goes to Earth, and crashes in Doctor Cumberbatch’s mansion, where he turns into Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh. Wong and Doctor Cumberbatch call Tony Stark, who is glad to see Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh but doesn’t really care about the Infinity Stones. Then Coke Obsidian and Squidward drop in and attack New York.
All four heroes protect the city, but then Cumberbatch gets captured and taken to Squidward’s ship, which is a flying donut. Wong stays to protect the Sanctum, but Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh calls Nomad, also known as Captain America.
Tony flies to the ship, but Holland, Europe follows him. Soon he gets tired, but Tony saves Holland by giving him a new “Iron-Spider” suit. Tony and the Iron-Spider then catch Squidward torturing the Doctor. They then throw Squidward out of the ship, where he goes all Leia Poppins on us moviegoers.
Pirate Angel arrives on the Guardians of the Galaxy’s ship. The Guardians then seem to start loving Thor more than their own leader, Star-Munch. Thor, Rabbit, and The Tree then leave to find Pirate Angel a new weapon. Then, the Guardians arrive on Knowhere, where...Purple Cable kidnaps Gamora. Then, Purple Cable takes Gamora to Vormir after torturing her sister, Nebula. The Pink Skull, who is the keeper of the Soul Stone, forces Cable to throw his beloved Gamora off a cliff to get the Soul Stone...which he gets.
Godzilla Girl (A.K.A. Scarlet Witch due to her being in the 2014 Godzilla movie) and Dryden Vos are having a romantic night in Scotland when Corvus Stab and Proxima Daytime Attack them. Corvus Stab then stabs Dryden, which makes him very weak. Cap and Blonde Widow appear, along with the Millennium Falcon, A.K.A. Sam Wilson. They met up with Rhodey and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh at the Avengers HQ, and then head for Wakanda, where Black Panther’s sister, Smarty, can fix Dryden Vos and remove the Mind Stone from his head so that Purple Cable won’t get it.
Nebula calls the Guardians, where she orders them to meet up with her on Titian, which is Cable’s homeworld. The flying donut ship crashes on Titan around the same time. The Guardians attack Tony, Doctor Cumberbatch, and Holland, Europe. But they reluctantly form a truce to stop Cable.
As Smarty starts removing the Mind Stone, Cap and the others get ready for a fight with Thanos’s army of space doggos. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh is in the Hulkbuster armor, which was in Wakanda for some reason. They are joined by the Wakandan army, Hoo-hoo (A.K.A. M’Baku) and One Guardy Boi (A.K.A. Okoeye). Also, Pirate Angel and Peter Dinklage make a magic axe for Pirate Angel to wield. The Avengers are losing the Wakandan battle, when Pirate Angel and Rabbit and The Tree arrive in Wakanda to fight.
Cable arrives on Titan, where he and the Avengers fight. Cable stabs Tony, but the Doctor gives up the Time Stone to save his iron butt.
Corvus Stab attacks Dryden Vos and Smarty. Corvus Stab and Dryden fall out the window and into the Wakandan forest. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh arrives, only to be greeted by an angry Coke Obsidian. Coke Obsidian and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh fight, and Yeah Mark Ruffalo launches Obsidian into the sky.
Purple Cable inevitably arrives in Wakanda, where Godzilla Girl is forced to destroy the Mind Stone. Cap distracts Cable for a good...five seconds. Godzilla Girl kills Dryden, but then Cable goes a few seconds back in time to grab it from Dryden’s head himself. Dryden dies because of this.
Thor then arrives to kill Cable, but Cable snaps his fingers and all of the new Avengers and the Guardians (except Rocket) bite the dust. *and another one bites the dust*
Stay after the credits to see Mace Windu contact Shazam—er, Captain Marvel.
Cast: Holland, Europe, Brown Panther, Godzilla Girl, Dryden Vos, Hoo-Hoo, Smarty, One Guardy Boi, No [censored] Sherlock, Wong You’re Invited To My Wedding, and a bunch of actors whose contracts are about to expire
Plot summary: A bunch of adults in Halloween costumes fight Cable from Deadpool 2, who is on purple-colored steroids
Full plot:
So remember Thor: Ragnarok, and how the Asgardians escaped on that spaceship? Well, Purple Cable and his Four Horseman arrive and screw everything up. They kill half of the Asgardians, and Valkyrie and Korg are nowhere to be seen. Also, Purple Cable has subdued the Pirate Angel. Then the start of the movie happens. Purple Cable is literally holding the Infinity Gauntlet to the Pirate Angel’s head, and Tom Hiddleston almost gives the Tesseract to Purple Cable, but then he calls Mr. Hiddleston an Asgardian, which pisses him off, so Loki summons the Hulk, who almost beats up Cable. But then Purple Cable beats the crap out of the Hulk. After, Squidward hands the Space Stone to Cable, who puts it in the Infinity Gauntlet and then kills Tom Hiddleston. Probably not coming back due to his contract expiring. Cable and the Horseman leave Pirate Angel and Tom Hiddleston for dead on the ship, which is exploding.
Meanwhile, the Hulk goes to Earth, and crashes in Doctor Cumberbatch’s mansion, where he turns into Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh. Wong and Doctor Cumberbatch call Tony Stark, who is glad to see Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh but doesn’t really care about the Infinity Stones. Then Coke Obsidian and Squidward drop in and attack New York.
All four heroes protect the city, but then Cumberbatch gets captured and taken to Squidward’s ship, which is a flying donut. Wong stays to protect the Sanctum, but Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh calls Nomad, also known as Captain America.
Tony flies to the ship, but Holland, Europe follows him. Soon he gets tired, but Tony saves Holland by giving him a new “Iron-Spider” suit. Tony and the Iron-Spider then catch Squidward torturing the Doctor. They then throw Squidward out of the ship, where he goes all Leia Poppins on us moviegoers.
Pirate Angel arrives on the Guardians of the Galaxy’s ship. The Guardians then seem to start loving Thor more than their own leader, Star-Munch. Thor, Rabbit, and The Tree then leave to find Pirate Angel a new weapon. Then, the Guardians arrive on Knowhere, where...Purple Cable kidnaps Gamora. Then, Purple Cable takes Gamora to Vormir after torturing her sister, Nebula. The Pink Skull, who is the keeper of the Soul Stone, forces Cable to throw his beloved Gamora off a cliff to get the Soul Stone...which he gets.
Godzilla Girl (A.K.A. Scarlet Witch due to her being in the 2014 Godzilla movie) and Dryden Vos are having a romantic night in Scotland when Corvus Stab and Proxima Daytime Attack them. Corvus Stab then stabs Dryden, which makes him very weak. Cap and Blonde Widow appear, along with the Millennium Falcon, A.K.A. Sam Wilson. They met up with Rhodey and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh at the Avengers HQ, and then head for Wakanda, where Black Panther’s sister, Smarty, can fix Dryden Vos and remove the Mind Stone from his head so that Purple Cable won’t get it.
Nebula calls the Guardians, where she orders them to meet up with her on Titian, which is Cable’s homeworld. The flying donut ship crashes on Titan around the same time. The Guardians attack Tony, Doctor Cumberbatch, and Holland, Europe. But they reluctantly form a truce to stop Cable.
As Smarty starts removing the Mind Stone, Cap and the others get ready for a fight with Thanos’s army of space doggos. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh is in the Hulkbuster armor, which was in Wakanda for some reason. They are joined by the Wakandan army, Hoo-hoo (A.K.A. M’Baku) and One Guardy Boi (A.K.A. Okoeye). Also, Pirate Angel and Peter Dinklage make a magic axe for Pirate Angel to wield. The Avengers are losing the Wakandan battle, when Pirate Angel and Rabbit and The Tree arrive in Wakanda to fight.
Cable arrives on Titan, where he and the Avengers fight. Cable stabs Tony, but the Doctor gives up the Time Stone to save his iron butt.
Corvus Stab attacks Dryden Vos and Smarty. Corvus Stab and Dryden fall out the window and into the Wakandan forest. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh arrives, only to be greeted by an angry Coke Obsidian. Coke Obsidian and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh fight, and Yeah Mark Ruffalo launches Obsidian into the sky.
Purple Cable inevitably arrives in Wakanda, where Godzilla Girl is forced to destroy the Mind Stone. Cap distracts Cable for a good...five seconds. Godzilla Girl kills Dryden, but then Cable goes a few seconds back in time to grab it from Dryden’s head himself. Dryden dies because of this.
Thor then arrives to kill Cable, but Cable snaps his fingers and all of the new Avengers and the Guardians (except Rocket) bite the dust. *and another one bites the dust*
Stay after the credits to see Mace Windu contact Shazam—er, Captain Marvel.
Saturday, August 11, 2018
My Problems With The Origami Yoda EU Community
1. The Origami Yoda EU books are mostly very good, but at times, they can be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery cringey. Sometimes I wonder if they’re just overrated fanfictions about an origami finger puppet.
2. The New OYEU website happened. But the writers were too overworked and stressed to write any stories. Also, there weren’t many comments or views on the site itself. So somewhere along the line it shut down and almost no one in the world has mentioned it since.
3. The lack of pop culture references in the OYEU books. C’mon, guys! To make a great book, you need at least a few pop culture references other than Cheetos and Doctor Who and Star Wars!
4. Sometimes the site articles on the OYEU home page are out of order. It’s getting a bit annoying, guys.
5. Okay, I know that first they need to build a shared universe, but seriously, guys...WE NEED A MARVEL ORIGAMI UNIVERSE STORY ABOUT DEADPOOL! AND SOMETIME SOON!
6. The comment rules allow nothing negative. WHAT? But what about criticism of an OYEU or MOU book? Is that not allowed because it’s “negative?”
And that’s it.
2. The New OYEU website happened. But the writers were too overworked and stressed to write any stories. Also, there weren’t many comments or views on the site itself. So somewhere along the line it shut down and almost no one in the world has mentioned it since.
3. The lack of pop culture references in the OYEU books. C’mon, guys! To make a great book, you need at least a few pop culture references other than Cheetos and Doctor Who and Star Wars!
4. Sometimes the site articles on the OYEU home page are out of order. It’s getting a bit annoying, guys.
5. Okay, I know that first they need to build a shared universe, but seriously, guys...WE NEED A MARVEL ORIGAMI UNIVERSE STORY ABOUT DEADPOOL! AND SOMETIME SOON!
6. The comment rules allow nothing negative. WHAT? But what about criticism of an OYEU or MOU book? Is that not allowed because it’s “negative?”
And that’s it.
Ranking the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 Trailers
You know, Comic-Con this year was awesome. But unfortunately, I was not there. But many movie and TV trailers were released on Friday and Saturday, the two nights of San Diego Comic-Con this year. Today we are going to be ranking the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 movie and TV trailers!
Venom: 10/10. This trailer really did interest me.
Shazam and Aquaman: Yes. Yes to all of this. Both look so funny and lighthearted! I hope it won’t actually turn out dark and gritty. *cough* Batman V Superman *cough* 8/10
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: I’m living. 100/10
Godzilla: King of the Monsters: It might look too people-centered, but this movie is reportedly having more giant monster fights, and that’s always a good thing, right? I wanna see Godzilla beat the crap out of King Ghidorah. 9/10
Doctor Who Season 11: I don’t watch Doctor Who, and when I watched this teaser trailer, it was super short, so I don’t care. 2/10.
Glass: 7/10. Looks very interesting, and Samuel L. Jackson always does a great job as Mr. Glass.
Fantastic Beasts 2—The Crimes of a Grindelwald: So are Dumbledore and Grindelwald lovers or what? 9/10
Titans: NOPE.
The Walking Dead Season 9: Well, my parents used to watch this show, but not anymore, and I never watched it, so I’m uninterested.
Total rating: 8/10
And that’s my rating of the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 trailers! What do you guys think? 😃
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I like the MCU, Star Wars (yes, even the “SJW” sequel trilogy), Harry Potter (though not as much as Star Wars or Marvel), and the Origami Yoda EU.
I have a few rules on my blog:
1. No inappropriate or crude or offensive arguments or discussions. I have had my fair share with those, and I’ve had enough. I want none of that on my site. Comments that could threaten the POSITIVITY LEVEL OF THE SITE will await moderation or be deleted.
2. Please don’t talk about politics on the site. I don’t want the comment section to be a political mess.
3. Even if I like the sequel trilogy or the Star Wars anthology films, don’t harass me.
Anyway, that’s my blog! And just so you know...I’m your new leader. Your new supreme leader.
Sincerely,
SLS
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