Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Thursday, December 20, 2018
No: a bad Bendy story about nothing, Chapter 2
Boris the Wolf woke up on a soft bed of nothing.
The studio, and his friends, disappeared. He was in an empty white void.
He tried to say “No,” but he couldn’t talk, as usual.
He then died of boredom.
The end.
Forever.
Damn, I did a sequel anyways.
The studio, and his friends, disappeared. He was in an empty white void.
He tried to say “No,” but he couldn’t talk, as usual.
He then died of boredom.
The end.
Forever.
Damn, I did a sequel anyways.
No: A story about Bendy and nothing, Chapter 1
“No,” Bendy said, laying his back against a wall of nothing.
It was a meh day in the studio. Nothing to do. Literally nothing. The studio disappeared. So did all of Bendy’s friends.
Bendy put on his fuzzy bunny slippers which he had for some reason, and did nothing after that.
“No,” Bendy said.
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
Nothing happened. Bendy did nothing, either. He just laid back against nothing again.
“Nooooo....,” he said, squinting his eyes and looking towards the ceiling of nothing.
No, no no no noooo, no no no!” Bendy said, exhausted.
He then feel asleep on his soft bed of nothing.
The end.
Forever.
Don’t even think about a second chapter.
It was a meh day in the studio. Nothing to do. Literally nothing. The studio disappeared. So did all of Bendy’s friends.
Bendy put on his fuzzy bunny slippers which he had for some reason, and did nothing after that.
“No,” Bendy said.
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
Nothing happened. Bendy did nothing, either. He just laid back against nothing again.
“Nooooo....,” he said, squinting his eyes and looking towards the ceiling of nothing.
No, no no no noooo, no no no!” Bendy said, exhausted.
He then feel asleep on his soft bed of nothing.
The end.
Forever.
Don’t even think about a second chapter.
Sunday, December 16, 2018
I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1
One day, a person named Matthew made a comic about three pop culture-rooted characters, three fish, and a talking pot who live under the sea.
But then Matthew decided to make a Star Wars AU (Alternate Universe).
But not a romantic one or a cheesy one.
One filled with...memes and cringeworthy jokes.
AND HERE IT IS.
I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1
So once in an alternate universe, Snoke was a lady with a fixed face.
She and Luke Skywalker got married and had a kid after Return of the Jedi.
Da end.
[star wars theme plays :P]
Oh, wait, it wasn’t the end.
SLS was in his throne-room, dabbing.
“That’s so 2016,” one of his guards said. SLS killed the guard.
“Sinorito, I find your lack of systematic problems highly disturbing and rated PG-13, for action, violence, and suggestive and sexual themes.”
SLS then stabbed the guard to death as Billy Idol’s Mony Mony played in the background.
Then SLS’s generic female love interest came in the room.
“Me and you probably aren’t going to hook up until the third act of this story.”
SLS agreed.
SLS then did a dumb thing, transporting us to act 2.
Basically what he did was he slept with his generic love interest that night...
...but it turned out it was actually a harrased Chewbacca.
Then he was overthrown by his sworn enemy, Sith Lord Dabby McDabbysters, who led the Knights of Ren and Fortnite. Lord McDabbysters then banished SLS to Jakku (totally not a rip-off of Tatooine) and married Chewbacca’s wife. Chewbacca then figured out this was all part of McDabbyster’s foul plan after Chewie’s wife was forced to marry the evil Sith Lord.
Chewbacca confronted Supreme Leader McDabbysters in his throne-room, formerly Supreme Leader Skywalker’s, which was missing one guard.
“WUGGGG!” Chewie growled.
“Ah, Chewbacca,” the evil Supreme Leader said maliciously. “Take a seat. I’ve been waiting...”
McDabbyster then dabbed all over Chewie’s face, killing the fellow when he should’ve been killed off back in a TFA or TLJ.
Supreme Leader McDabbyster then killed Chewie’s wife to hide all evidence.
People started becoming suspicious, after it was heard on Space Fox News and Space CNN that the new but secretly evil Supreme Leader buried a “brown Ugandan Knuckles” in the Space Pet Sematary.
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See you peeps in the next chapter, where Chewie gets revived and goes on a rampage for McDabbyster!
But then Matthew decided to make a Star Wars AU (Alternate Universe).
But not a romantic one or a cheesy one.
One filled with...memes and cringeworthy jokes.
AND HERE IT IS.
I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1
So once in an alternate universe, Snoke was a lady with a fixed face.
She and Luke Skywalker got married and had a kid after Return of the Jedi.
Da end.
[star wars theme plays :P]
Oh, wait, it wasn’t the end.
SLS was in his throne-room, dabbing.
“That’s so 2016,” one of his guards said. SLS killed the guard.
“Sinorito, I find your lack of systematic problems highly disturbing and rated PG-13, for action, violence, and suggestive and sexual themes.”
SLS then stabbed the guard to death as Billy Idol’s Mony Mony played in the background.
Then SLS’s generic female love interest came in the room.
“Me and you probably aren’t going to hook up until the third act of this story.”
SLS agreed.
SLS then did a dumb thing, transporting us to act 2.
Basically what he did was he slept with his generic love interest that night...
...but it turned out it was actually a harrased Chewbacca.
Then he was overthrown by his sworn enemy, Sith Lord Dabby McDabbysters, who led the Knights of Ren and Fortnite. Lord McDabbysters then banished SLS to Jakku (totally not a rip-off of Tatooine) and married Chewbacca’s wife. Chewbacca then figured out this was all part of McDabbyster’s foul plan after Chewie’s wife was forced to marry the evil Sith Lord.
Chewbacca confronted Supreme Leader McDabbysters in his throne-room, formerly Supreme Leader Skywalker’s, which was missing one guard.
“WUGGGG!” Chewie growled.
“Ah, Chewbacca,” the evil Supreme Leader said maliciously. “Take a seat. I’ve been waiting...”
McDabbyster then dabbed all over Chewie’s face, killing the fellow when he should’ve been killed off back in a TFA or TLJ.
Supreme Leader McDabbyster then killed Chewie’s wife to hide all evidence.
People started becoming suspicious, after it was heard on Space Fox News and Space CNN that the new but secretly evil Supreme Leader buried a “brown Ugandan Knuckles” in the Space Pet Sematary.
————————————————————————————————————————
See you peeps in the next chapter, where Chewie gets revived and goes on a rampage for McDabbyster!
Sunday, December 9, 2018
The Morals and Main Themes of the MCU
Afghanistan sucks.
When in doubt, become a superhero in a clunky gray metal suit and kill people who were meanies to you on the Afghanistan playground.
If you’re a green monster with purple panties who’s birth was an accident, commit suicide with Captain America behind you, stuck in a mountain, rolling in his grave.
The 40s also sucked.
Tom Huddleston is a lost boi.
Smack googley eyes and yellow “armor” made of paper onto a wrinkled grape, put it on a weirdly-shaped rock in front of a photoshopped blackish blue sky, put it in front of a camcorder, and you have a solid The Avengers (2012) Thanos post-credits cameo recreation.
Iron Man 3 sucked.
Thor is now a lost boi when Loki dies.
80s music is the best when you’re captured to a prison in space with a talking tree and raccoon, and Basically She-Hulk.
The sequel to the 80s music MCU movie was released in Phase 3 but apparently takes place only a frickin’ month after the first one.
Thanos appears again...and he’s...blue...?
Batman v Superman. Civil War. Two movies with two superheroes against each other. In the same year. In the same season, summer 2016. Hmm.
Get yo box office money, black man! Er...panther?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, in 10 years, he’s probably gonna be only with Sony’s films again... 🎶
Bugs Bunny saying “What’s up, doc?” while wearing a red magical cape.
Hulk is a lost boi in Thor: Ragnarok.
It was either the chest or Thanos’s pretty, wrinkled, purple (or pink?) face. He chose Thanos’s chest over the pretty face.
When you’re Giant-Man and you go into the ocean, you’ll get oversized on Quantum Particle steroids and fall into the harbor.
Captain Marvel’s main theme or moral: TBA
Avengers: Endgame’s main theme or moral: TBA
Spider-Man: Far From Home’s main theme or moral: TBA
When in doubt, become a superhero in a clunky gray metal suit and kill people who were meanies to you on the Afghanistan playground.
If you’re a green monster with purple panties who’s birth was an accident, commit suicide with Captain America behind you, stuck in a mountain, rolling in his grave.
The 40s also sucked.
Tom Huddleston is a lost boi.
Smack googley eyes and yellow “armor” made of paper onto a wrinkled grape, put it on a weirdly-shaped rock in front of a photoshopped blackish blue sky, put it in front of a camcorder, and you have a solid The Avengers (2012) Thanos post-credits cameo recreation.
Iron Man 3 sucked.
Thor is now a lost boi when Loki dies.
80s music is the best when you’re captured to a prison in space with a talking tree and raccoon, and Basically She-Hulk.
The sequel to the 80s music MCU movie was released in Phase 3 but apparently takes place only a frickin’ month after the first one.
Thanos appears again...and he’s...blue...?
Batman v Superman. Civil War. Two movies with two superheroes against each other. In the same year. In the same season, summer 2016. Hmm.
Get yo box office money, black man! Er...panther?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, in 10 years, he’s probably gonna be only with Sony’s films again... 🎶
Bugs Bunny saying “What’s up, doc?” while wearing a red magical cape.
Hulk is a lost boi in Thor: Ragnarok.
It was either the chest or Thanos’s pretty, wrinkled, purple (or pink?) face. He chose Thanos’s chest over the pretty face.
When you’re Giant-Man and you go into the ocean, you’ll get oversized on Quantum Particle steroids and fall into the harbor.
Captain Marvel’s main theme or moral: TBA
Avengers: Endgame’s main theme or moral: TBA
Spider-Man: Far From Home’s main theme or moral: TBA
Crack Theory About Avengers: Endgame
What If Shuri isn’t dead like everyone is saying she is because of the new A4 trailer what if she went to Vegas with Ant-Man and Spider-Man (the other 2 ppl in the A4 trailer who were supposedly missing) and they went rich and Ant-Man got drunk and he started dancing like a maniac in da casino and Spider-Man recorded it and put it on YT and Captain Marvel got triggered so she saved Tony’s ass from space after the 1st scene of the A4 trailer. Like if you agree.
Also, yes, I wrote this purposely with bad grammar to fit a YouTube comment section. If you put this blog post, minus this part at the end, in a comment section, no one would know. 😈
Also, yes, I wrote this purposely with bad grammar to fit a YouTube comment section. If you put this blog post, minus this part at the end, in a comment section, no one would know. 😈
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