Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Halloween Is Finally Here And I See “Spooky Scary Skeleton” Remix Videos All Over The Internet
They send shivers down your spine! XD
Matthew’s Reviews: Venom (2018 movie boi)
So I tried to get out this review by the actual day of October 31st, A.K.A. Halloween, though I actually saw Venom again on October 6, just a day after it was released.
ANYYYWAAAAYYYYSSSS, onto the review!
CHARACTERS
Tom Hardy nailed both Eddie Brock and Venom’s voice! Yes, he did Venom’s voice and lines. All the movie-producing people or whatever they’re called did was make his voice deeper. MUCH deeper. XD
Carlton Drake’s actor (forgot his name) did a great job, but I felt Carlton in the actual movie was too bland. I think since Tom Hardy did Venom’s voice, Carlton Drake’s actor did Riot’s voice too.
PLOT
Oof, I didn’t like how Eddie lost it all...his segment on the news channel...his girlfriend...and then he didn’t get any of it back at the end of the film. Rough. 😬
But the main plot was pretty nice! But I didn’t like how Venom had that white spot in his chest after a battle with Riot but only for three or four seconds. I thought it would hint at the spider-symbol Venom has in the comics!
I rate this movie a 8/10.
ANYYYWAAAAYYYYSSSS, onto the review!
CHARACTERS
Tom Hardy nailed both Eddie Brock and Venom’s voice! Yes, he did Venom’s voice and lines. All the movie-producing people or whatever they’re called did was make his voice deeper. MUCH deeper. XD
Carlton Drake’s actor (forgot his name) did a great job, but I felt Carlton in the actual movie was too bland. I think since Tom Hardy did Venom’s voice, Carlton Drake’s actor did Riot’s voice too.
PLOT
Oof, I didn’t like how Eddie lost it all...his segment on the news channel...his girlfriend...and then he didn’t get any of it back at the end of the film. Rough. 😬
But the main plot was pretty nice! But I didn’t like how Venom had that white spot in his chest after a battle with Riot but only for three or four seconds. I thought it would hint at the spider-symbol Venom has in the comics!
I rate this movie a 8/10.
Comic Updates (look up Unlucky Universe, that’s my online comic)
1. Yes I rebooted it
2. Yes Bendy is now a part of it
3. Yes Bendy, Venom, Thor, and Ray’s friends Eel and Bass are kidnapped by the “Dollar Man”
4. YES RAY DID TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
5. I confirmed Eel is a female sorry boi 😂
2. Yes Bendy is now a part of it
3. Yes Bendy, Venom, Thor, and Ray’s friends Eel and Bass are kidnapped by the “Dollar Man”
4. YES RAY DID TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
5. I confirmed Eel is a female sorry boi 😂
Saturday, October 27, 2018
WHAT. IS. AVENGERS 4’S. TITLE.
So...
A guy working on Avengers 4 who worked on a bunch of other MCU movies called it “Avengers: Endgame.”
On the Jimmy Fallon show, when unbleeping what Mark Ruffalo said when he was talking about the Avengers 4 title, he says “Avengers: The Last Avenger.”
And now it might be “Avengers: Annihilation.”
SO WHAT THE HECK IS ACTUALLY THE TITLE
SOMEONE TELL MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A guy working on Avengers 4 who worked on a bunch of other MCU movies called it “Avengers: Endgame.”
On the Jimmy Fallon show, when unbleeping what Mark Ruffalo said when he was talking about the Avengers 4 title, he says “Avengers: The Last Avenger.”
And now it might be “Avengers: Annihilation.”
SO WHAT THE HECK IS ACTUALLY THE TITLE
SOMEONE TELL MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friday, October 19, 2018
Avengers 4 Trailer May Have Leaked, Guys!
Guys! Did you hear?! The same guy who predicted Spider-Man would appear in Civil War (he said for people reading his prediction to remember the word “underoos,” heh heh heh) and Red Skull would appear in Infinity War. Both predictions were right. XD
Now he’s back at it, and he leaked what may be a transcript of the real Avengers 4 trailer! The transcript is pretty exciting, and it’s either coming in late November or mid-December. Poor us. We have to wait so long. 😢
Now he’s back at it, and he leaked what may be a transcript of the real Avengers 4 trailer! The transcript is pretty exciting, and it’s either coming in late November or mid-December. Poor us. We have to wait so long. 😢
Sunday, October 14, 2018
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
FNAF In Another Perspective
Mike, the night guard, looked around the office. Nothing suspicious so far, though he had already been attacked by some crazy animatronic rabbit who wanted to bite off his head.
Then a familiar jingle suddenly starting sounding off. Mike grabbed his shovel.
Freddy Fazbear came out of the shadows and almost jumpscared him when—
“Boi.”
Bonnie appeared behind Freddy.
“Dude. Leave the guy alone. I mistook him for the night guard earlier, and I almost bit off his head and—”
“But this IS the night guard.”
“No it’s just Balloon Boy.”
“Oh, so you think this alive and thriving human over here is that rotting animatronic corpse in the Parts and Service Room just because Balloon Bay had a human skin tone?”
“But this IS Balloon Boy. He just had a growth spurt, I think.”
The real Balloon Boy came out of the vent.
“Good! Balloon Boy! Tell me...is this the night guard? Hmm?! Tell me!!!”
Balloon Boy replied, “What? No! That’s obviously Balloon Boy.”
“AAARGH FORGET IT! I’ll kill him myself!”
Freddy then jumpscared the night guard when Chica appeared in the doorway and said, “Notice me, senpai.” But then Chica noticed Freddy was jumpscaring the night guard over and over. “Oh no, senpai! I must save you!” Chica slapped Freddy across the face and kissed the night guard and—
“OH! Oh my...,” Chica said. Since she was an animatronic and had a metal beak that probably weighed a hundred pounds, the night guard’s face was crushed and he was dead.
“Oof,” Golden Freddy said.
“Ignore him,” Freddy said to Chica. “He’s the weirdo who always sits in the corner of the room.”
Then a familiar jingle suddenly starting sounding off. Mike grabbed his shovel.
Freddy Fazbear came out of the shadows and almost jumpscared him when—
“Boi.”
Bonnie appeared behind Freddy.
“Dude. Leave the guy alone. I mistook him for the night guard earlier, and I almost bit off his head and—”
“But this IS the night guard.”
“No it’s just Balloon Boy.”
“Oh, so you think this alive and thriving human over here is that rotting animatronic corpse in the Parts and Service Room just because Balloon Bay had a human skin tone?”
“But this IS Balloon Boy. He just had a growth spurt, I think.”
The real Balloon Boy came out of the vent.
“Good! Balloon Boy! Tell me...is this the night guard? Hmm?! Tell me!!!”
Balloon Boy replied, “What? No! That’s obviously Balloon Boy.”
“AAARGH FORGET IT! I’ll kill him myself!”
Freddy then jumpscared the night guard when Chica appeared in the doorway and said, “Notice me, senpai.” But then Chica noticed Freddy was jumpscaring the night guard over and over. “Oh no, senpai! I must save you!” Chica slapped Freddy across the face and kissed the night guard and—
“OH! Oh my...,” Chica said. Since she was an animatronic and had a metal beak that probably weighed a hundred pounds, the night guard’s face was crushed and he was dead.
“Oof,” Golden Freddy said.
“Ignore him,” Freddy said to Chica. “He’s the weirdo who always sits in the corner of the room.”
Saturday, October 6, 2018
Thursday, October 4, 2018
The Batman/Harley Quinn Backlash Is Dumb
No hate plz.
OH. MY. F***ING. GOSH. I LOOK ON REDDIT AND FANDOM POWERED BY WIKIA FOR ONLY THIRTY SECONDS AND I SEE...
...people whining about Batman “assaulting” Harley Quinn in 2016’s Suicide Squad and calling him “sexist.”
NYYYYYOPE!
Lemme explain. *sighs* So in Suicide Squad, basically NO character is very accurate to the comics other than Ben Affleck’s Batman...which isn’t saying a lot, and he has a minor role. The Joker and Harley Quinn aren’t exceptions. The Joker is basically this shirtless crazy dude with a buch of joke-themed tattoos and a fancy grill, and Harley Quinn is this hot girl who has...a mallet. THAT’S IT. ONLY SOME GIANT OVERSIZED MALLET. THAT’S ALL SHE’S GOT. Yeah, most of the Suicide Squad isn’t that powerful, especially that nuisance Slipknot. XD
Anyway, *sighs*, there’s this one scene where Batman chases after the Joker and Harley, and they jump into the sea, where:
1. Harley Quinn tries to attack Batman with those teeth of her’s.
2. Gets punched in the face.
3. Batman throws her out of the water and gives her CPR.
4. Harley was faking being unconscious just to make out with Batman, probably just to f*** with his mind, remember, he’s the Joker’s archenemy and she’s the Joker’s girlfriend, and they’re kissing.
(Though who wouldn’t wanna kiss Margot Robbie in a stripper outfit with white makeup. XD)
Ah, and people on the Internet said BATMAN BEAT UP HARLEY AND KISSED HER AGAINST HER WILL. REALLY, HARLEY was the one who tried to beat up Batman first, and she’s the one who kissed him against his will, which is technically sexual assault, so Harley did a big ol’ crime.
Learn your math, people.
Go 2 church. 🙄
OH. MY. F***ING. GOSH. I LOOK ON REDDIT AND FANDOM POWERED BY WIKIA FOR ONLY THIRTY SECONDS AND I SEE...
...people whining about Batman “assaulting” Harley Quinn in 2016’s Suicide Squad and calling him “sexist.”
NYYYYYOPE!
Lemme explain. *sighs* So in Suicide Squad, basically NO character is very accurate to the comics other than Ben Affleck’s Batman...which isn’t saying a lot, and he has a minor role. The Joker and Harley Quinn aren’t exceptions. The Joker is basically this shirtless crazy dude with a buch of joke-themed tattoos and a fancy grill, and Harley Quinn is this hot girl who has...a mallet. THAT’S IT. ONLY SOME GIANT OVERSIZED MALLET. THAT’S ALL SHE’S GOT. Yeah, most of the Suicide Squad isn’t that powerful, especially that nuisance Slipknot. XD
Anyway, *sighs*, there’s this one scene where Batman chases after the Joker and Harley, and they jump into the sea, where:
1. Harley Quinn tries to attack Batman with those teeth of her’s.
2. Gets punched in the face.
3. Batman throws her out of the water and gives her CPR.
4. Harley was faking being unconscious just to make out with Batman, probably just to f*** with his mind, remember, he’s the Joker’s archenemy and she’s the Joker’s girlfriend, and they’re kissing.
(Though who wouldn’t wanna kiss Margot Robbie in a stripper outfit with white makeup. XD)
Ah, and people on the Internet said BATMAN BEAT UP HARLEY AND KISSED HER AGAINST HER WILL. REALLY, HARLEY was the one who tried to beat up Batman first, and she’s the one who kissed him against his will, which is technically sexual assault, so Harley did a big ol’ crime.
Learn your math, people.
Go 2 church. 🙄
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
The Venom Rotten Tomatoes Score Is Awful
Lately in 2018, Rotten Tomatoes has been calling films mediocre or just plain bad everywhere. Solo? Mediocre. Jurassic World? Had great characters and ending and CGI, but meh, it’s bad anyways. Christopher Robin? Mediocre.
Serisouly, stop! Solo was rad, Jurassic World was kinda good, and Christopher Robin...please, Rotten Tomatoes, for the love of god, leave that movie alone with the mediocre reviews saying it was “silly like the ‘original’” but not “too silly.” 😠
Let’s go on Rotten Tomatoes right now, in fact, to see Venom’s Rotten Tomatoes score, it is one of the most hyped movies of the year, and most of the trailers (except for the awful teaser with no Venom at all) were very solid!
TWO MINUTES LATER
Oh god. They...they gave it 28%. *sigh*
Serisouly, stop! Solo was rad, Jurassic World was kinda good, and Christopher Robin...please, Rotten Tomatoes, for the love of god, leave that movie alone with the mediocre reviews saying it was “silly like the ‘original’” but not “too silly.” 😠
Let’s go on Rotten Tomatoes right now, in fact, to see Venom’s Rotten Tomatoes score, it is one of the most hyped movies of the year, and most of the trailers (except for the awful teaser with no Venom at all) were very solid!
TWO MINUTES LATER
Oh god. They...they gave it 28%. *sigh*
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