But Granddad

👴

Merry Christmas!

First Christmas here on this blog! Take notes, Santa! 😉

No: a bad Bendy story about nothing, Chapter 2

Boris the Wolf woke up on a soft bed of nothing.
The studio, and his friends, disappeared. He was in an empty white void.
He tried to say “No,” but he couldn’t talk, as usual.
He then died of boredom.

The end.
Forever.

Damn, I did a sequel anyways.

No: A story about Bendy and nothing, Chapter 1

“No,” Bendy said, laying his back against a wall of nothing.
It was a meh day in the studio. Nothing to do. Literally nothing. The studio disappeared. So did all of Bendy’s friends.

Bendy put on his fuzzy bunny slippers which he had for some reason, and did nothing after that.
“No,” Bendy said.
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”

Nothing happened. Bendy did nothing, either. He just laid back against nothing again.
“Nooooo....,” he said, squinting his eyes and looking towards the ceiling of nothing.
No, no no no noooo, no no no!” Bendy said, exhausted.
He then feel asleep on his soft bed of nothing.

The end.
Forever.
Don’t even think about a second chapter.

I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1

One day, a person named Matthew made a comic about three pop culture-rooted characters, three fish, and a talking pot who live under the sea.
But then Matthew decided to make a Star Wars AU (Alternate Universe).
But not a romantic one or a cheesy one.
One filled with...memes and cringeworthy jokes.
AND HERE IT IS.

I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1

So once in an alternate universe, Snoke was a lady with a fixed face.
She and Luke Skywalker got married and had a kid after Return of the Jedi.
Da end.

[star wars theme plays :P]

Oh, wait, it wasn’t the end.
SLS was in his throne-room, dabbing.
“That’s so 2016,” one of his guards said. SLS killed the guard.
“Sinorito, I find your lack of systematic problems highly disturbing and rated PG-13, for action, violence, and suggestive and sexual themes.”
SLS then stabbed the guard to death as Billy Idol’s Mony Mony played in the background.

Then SLS’s generic female love interest came in the room.
“Me and you probably aren’t going to hook up until the third act of this story.”
SLS agreed.
SLS then did a dumb thing, transporting us to act 2.

Basically what he did was he slept with his generic love interest that night...
...but it turned out it was actually a harrased Chewbacca.
Then he was overthrown by his sworn enemy, Sith Lord Dabby McDabbysters, who led the Knights of Ren and Fortnite. Lord McDabbysters then banished SLS to Jakku (totally not a rip-off of Tatooine) and married Chewbacca’s wife. Chewbacca then figured out this was all part of McDabbyster’s foul plan after Chewie’s wife was forced to marry the evil Sith Lord.

Chewbacca confronted Supreme Leader McDabbysters in his throne-room, formerly Supreme Leader Skywalker’s, which was missing one guard.
“WUGGGG!” Chewie growled.
“Ah, Chewbacca,” the evil Supreme Leader said maliciously. “Take a seat. I’ve been waiting...”
McDabbyster then dabbed all over Chewie’s face, killing the fellow when he should’ve been killed off back in a TFA or TLJ.
Supreme Leader McDabbyster then killed Chewie’s wife to hide all evidence.

People started becoming suspicious, after it was heard on Space Fox News and Space CNN that the new but secretly evil Supreme Leader buried a “brown Ugandan Knuckles” in the Space Pet Sematary.

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See you peeps in the next chapter, where Chewie gets revived and goes on a rampage for McDabbyster!

The Morals and Main Themes of the MCU

Afghanistan sucks.

When in doubt, become a superhero in a clunky gray metal suit and kill people who were meanies to you on the Afghanistan playground.

If you’re a green monster with purple panties who’s birth was an accident, commit suicide with Captain America behind you, stuck in a mountain, rolling in his grave.

The 40s also sucked.

Tom Huddleston is a lost boi.

Smack googley eyes and yellow “armor” made of paper onto a wrinkled grape, put it on a weirdly-shaped rock in front of a photoshopped blackish blue sky, put it in front of a camcorder, and you have a solid The Avengers (2012) Thanos post-credits cameo recreation.

Iron Man 3 sucked.

Thor is now a lost boi when Loki dies.

80s music is the best when you’re captured to a prison in space with a talking tree and raccoon, and Basically She-Hulk.

The sequel to the 80s music MCU movie was released in Phase 3 but apparently takes place only a frickin’ month after the first one.

Thanos appears again...and he’s...blue...?

Batman v Superman. Civil War. Two movies with two superheroes against each other. In the same year. In the same season, summer 2016. Hmm.

Get yo box office money, black man! Er...panther?

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, in 10 years, he’s probably gonna be only with Sony’s films again... 🎶

Bugs Bunny saying “What’s up, doc?” while wearing a red magical cape.

Hulk is a lost boi in Thor: Ragnarok.

It was either the chest or Thanos’s pretty, wrinkled, purple (or pink?) face. He chose Thanos’s chest over the pretty face.

When you’re Giant-Man and you go into the ocean, you’ll get oversized on Quantum Particle steroids and fall into the harbor.

Captain Marvel’s main theme or moral: TBA

Avengers: Endgame’s main theme or moral: TBA

Spider-Man: Far From Home’s main theme or moral: TBA

Crack Theory About Avengers: Endgame

What If Shuri isn’t dead like everyone is saying she is because of the new A4 trailer what if she went to Vegas with Ant-Man and Spider-Man (the other 2 ppl in the A4 trailer who were supposedly missing) and they went rich and Ant-Man got drunk and he started dancing like a maniac in da casino and Spider-Man recorded it and put it on YT and Captain Marvel got triggered so she saved Tony’s ass from space after the 1st scene of the A4 trailer. Like if you agree.

Also, yes, I wrote this purposely with bad grammar to fit a YouTube comment section. If you put this blog post, minus this part at the end, in a comment section, no one would know. 😈

Star Wars Fanfic: “I’m SLS Boi” Prologue

Prologue

Hello, my name is SLS. Supreme Leader Wally Skywalker. The moderator of this blog made me up. He likes the Star Wars sequel trilogy, but not that much, and he decided to make his own story of it.

So, basically, in the mod’s version of the sequel trilogy, Luke Skywalker and some random person had a son named Wally. And Wally became a Jedi later on.
The end.

BUT...
Wally and his Jedi friends go on a bunch of epic journeys, too, and they defeat a bunch of future-Sith. Let’s call them the Knights of Ren. That’s what the future-Sith are gonna be called in dis thingie.

This story is rated PG, and will include many memes and unnecessary or cringeworthy references. 👌🏻

Until the story comes out starting in mid-December, meet...
ME, WALLY SKYWALKER!
*cricket chirping*
Yeah, I knew it.

Sorry Boi

Haven’t posted much...er....almost December already, in fact...

Sorry...Er...Coming Later...

Sorry for the delay. The true Marvel Comics Thanksgiving Speical will come later today! Haza!

Edit: I’m spending too much time with my family. XD
Well, that’s what Thanksgivign’s about, of course!
It’ll arrive tomorrow. I promise, if there’s any more delays, you have my permission to slap me.

Edit 2: SLAP MEH NOW

Teaser For Something I Guess

THE MARVEL COMICS THANKSGIVING SPECIAL
COMING 11-18-18, 2018

IN HONOR OF STAN LEE
R.I.P. 1922-2018

I’m Still Recovering From Halloween And It’s November 5th

-_- *sighs*

Avengers 4 Trailer Is Probably Coming This Month! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

Title says it all.

The Month Of Thanksgiving Is Here

TIME TO EAT MORE

I Got A Rock

Just joking, I got like forty pieces of candy while trick-r-treating tonight!

Halloween Is Finally Here And I See “Spooky Scary Skeleton” Remix Videos All Over The Internet

They send shivers down your spine! XD

Matthew’s Reviews: Venom (2018 movie boi)

So I tried to get out this review by the actual day of October 31st, A.K.A. Halloween, though I actually saw Venom again on October 6, just a day after it was released.
ANYYYWAAAAYYYYSSSS, onto the review!

CHARACTERS
Tom Hardy nailed both Eddie Brock and Venom’s voice! Yes, he did Venom’s voice and lines. All the movie-producing people or whatever they’re called did was make his voice deeper. MUCH deeper. XD
Carlton Drake’s actor (forgot his name) did a great job, but I felt Carlton in the actual movie was too bland. I think since Tom Hardy did Venom’s voice, Carlton Drake’s actor did Riot’s voice too.

PLOT
Oof, I didn’t like how Eddie lost it all...his segment on the news channel...his girlfriend...and then he didn’t get any of it back at the end of the film. Rough. 😬
But the main plot was pretty nice! But I didn’t like how Venom had that white spot in his chest after a battle with Riot but only for three or four seconds. I thought it would hint at the spider-symbol Venom has in the comics!

I rate this movie a 8/10.

Comic Updates (look up Unlucky Universe, that’s my online comic)

1. Yes I rebooted it
2. Yes Bendy is now a part of it
3. Yes Bendy, Venom, Thor, and Ray’s friends Eel and Bass are kidnapped by the “Dollar Man”
4. YES RAY DID TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
5. I confirmed Eel is a female sorry boi 😂

WHAT. IS. AVENGERS 4’S. TITLE.

So...
A guy working on Avengers 4 who worked on a bunch of other MCU movies called it “Avengers: Endgame.”
On the Jimmy Fallon show, when unbleeping what Mark Ruffalo said when he was talking about the Avengers 4 title, he says “Avengers: The Last Avenger.”
And now it might be “Avengers: Annihilation.”
SO WHAT THE HECK IS ACTUALLY THE TITLE
SOMEONE TELL MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Avengers 4 Trailer Still Hasn’t Uploaded

[tries not to cry]

[cries a lot]

Halloween Is Coming

And I’m Kylo Ren for it! Yay! XD

Avengers 4 Trailer May Have Leaked, Guys!

Guys! Did you hear?! The same guy who predicted Spider-Man would appear in Civil War (he said for people reading his prediction to remember the word “underoos,” heh heh heh) and Red Skull would appear in Infinity War. Both predictions were right. XD
Now he’s back at it, and he leaked what may be a transcript of the real Avengers 4 trailer! The transcript is pretty exciting, and it’s either coming in late November or mid-December. Poor us. We have to wait so long. 😢

Random Post 4

😐🙂😀😃🤪

FNAF In Another Perspective

Mike, the night guard, looked around the office. Nothing suspicious so far, though he had already been attacked by some crazy animatronic rabbit who wanted to bite off his head.
Then a familiar jingle suddenly starting sounding off. Mike grabbed his shovel.
Freddy Fazbear came out of the shadows and almost jumpscared him when—
“Boi.”
Bonnie appeared behind Freddy.
“Dude. Leave the guy alone. I mistook him for the night guard earlier, and I almost bit off his head and—”
“But this IS the night guard.”
“No it’s just Balloon Boy.”
“Oh, so you think this alive and thriving human over here is that rotting animatronic corpse in the Parts and Service Room just because Balloon Bay had a human skin tone?”
“But this IS Balloon Boy. He just had a growth spurt, I think.”
The real Balloon Boy came out of the vent.
“Good! Balloon Boy! Tell me...is this the night guard? Hmm?! Tell me!!!”
Balloon Boy replied, “What? No! That’s obviously Balloon Boy.”
“AAARGH FORGET IT! I’ll kill him myself!”
Freddy then jumpscared the night guard when Chica appeared in the doorway and said, “Notice me, senpai.” But then Chica noticed Freddy was jumpscaring the night guard over and over. “Oh no, senpai! I must save you!” Chica slapped Freddy across the face and kissed the night guard and—
“OH! Oh my...,” Chica said. Since she was an animatronic and had a metal beak that probably weighed a hundred pounds, the night guard’s face was crushed and he was dead.
“Oof,” Golden Freddy said.
“Ignore him,” Freddy said to Chica. “He’s the weirdo who always sits in the corner of the room.”

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Yay 😛

The Batman/Harley Quinn Backlash Is Dumb

No hate plz.

OH. MY. F***ING. GOSH. I LOOK ON REDDIT AND FANDOM POWERED BY WIKIA FOR ONLY THIRTY SECONDS AND I SEE...
...people whining about Batman “assaulting” Harley Quinn in 2016’s Suicide Squad and calling him “sexist.”
NYYYYYOPE!
Lemme explain. *sighs* So in Suicide Squad, basically NO character is very accurate to the comics other than Ben Affleck’s Batman...which isn’t saying a lot, and he has a minor role. The Joker and Harley Quinn aren’t exceptions. The Joker is basically this shirtless crazy dude with a buch of joke-themed tattoos and a fancy grill, and Harley Quinn is this hot girl who has...a mallet. THAT’S IT. ONLY SOME GIANT OVERSIZED MALLET. THAT’S ALL SHE’S GOT. Yeah, most of the Suicide Squad isn’t that powerful, especially that nuisance Slipknot. XD
Anyway, *sighs*, there’s this one scene where Batman chases after the Joker and Harley, and they jump into the sea, where:
1. Harley Quinn tries to attack Batman with those teeth of her’s.
2. Gets punched in the face.
3. Batman throws her out of the water and gives her CPR.
4. Harley was faking being unconscious just to make out with Batman, probably just to f*** with his mind, remember, he’s the Joker’s archenemy and she’s the Joker’s girlfriend, and they’re kissing.
(Though who wouldn’t wanna kiss Margot Robbie in a stripper outfit with white makeup. XD)
Ah, and people on the Internet said BATMAN BEAT UP HARLEY AND KISSED HER AGAINST HER WILL. REALLY, HARLEY was the one who tried to beat up Batman first, and she’s the one who kissed him against his will, which is technically sexual assault, so Harley did a big ol’ crime.
Learn your math, people.
Go 2 church. 🙄

The Venom Rotten Tomatoes Score Is Awful

Lately in 2018, Rotten Tomatoes has been calling films mediocre or just plain bad everywhere. Solo? Mediocre. Jurassic World? Had great characters and ending and CGI, but meh, it’s bad anyways. Christopher Robin? Mediocre.
Serisouly, stop! Solo was rad, Jurassic World was kinda good, and Christopher Robin...please, Rotten Tomatoes, for the love of god, leave that movie alone with the mediocre reviews saying it was “silly like the ‘original’” but not “too silly.” 😠
Let’s go on Rotten Tomatoes right now, in fact, to see Venom’s Rotten Tomatoes score, it is one of the most hyped movies of the year, and most of the trailers (except for the awful teaser with no Venom at all) were very solid!
TWO MINUTES LATER
Oh god. They...they gave it 28%. *sigh*

You’re Not Alone Season 2 Teaser 1

An unseen man in a leather blue coat walked up to the manager of a pizzeria, who was sweeping the tables.
“Hello there, my good man,” the man in the coat said. The manager said, “Good evening.”
“I would like to rent this pizzeria for tonight.”
“But...uh...sir...you have to sign a contract and go to the main company building and have a—”
“I don’t care, sir. I’m taking this place for the night.”
“Why?”
“Cuz it’s torture time.”
The man punched the manger in the face, shoving him to the floor.
The man in the blue coat bended down to the dying manger.
“As a wise man once said...,” the blue coat man said, “to prove a point...here’s to crime.”
“Who are you?”
And the man’s identity was this: Elianna’s father.

“Mwah-ha-ha. MWAH-HA-HA-HA. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...”

YOU’RE NOT ALONE: SEASON 2 TEASER

You’re Not Alone Chapter 4: The Night Encounter

Boi, how many times have I said this? If you’re not old enough, go back! Leave this chapter alone! And all the others! 

Micheal’s P.O.V.
It was...Elianna’s father.

A/N: I totally lied to you when I said it wasn’t Elianna’s dad! Haha! Did any of you fall for it? Meh, probably not. Dis plot twist is bad.

Elianna’s P.O.V.
I saw my dad coming up to us in a dark blue prison jumpsuit, along with a group of other prisoners in blue suits.
“Who’s that?” my dad said, looking at Micheal. “Did ya get a boyfriend while I was gone? I don’t really like him. He looks ugly.”
“Dad! Don’t!” I said. “You have done too many bad things to me and mom! Please don’t invade my life again!”
“Listen, missy, life is not fair, and sometimes you gotta deal with things. Now, c’mon,” he said, grabbing my wrist and turning to Micheal. “Hey, little man, wanna have a kiss?”
“With who? Elianna over there, next to you?”
“No! With the trash can! Get ‘em, boys!”
Two of my dad’s thugs grabbed Micheal by the ankles and dropped him into the trash can, closing the lid and locking it. They then proceeded to shove the trash can down the street until it was gone from site.
“Now you belong to me and my boys. Say goodbye to your past life.”

A/N: This chapter is shorter than others. Don’t worry, chapter 5 will be very long.

You’re Not Alone Chapter 3: The Night Out

As I’ve said two times before, this is NOT for kids! Get away if you’re too young! You’ve been warned, my little friend...

Micheal’s P.O.V.

So it turns out this girl, who’s name is Elianna, turned out to be pretty similar to me. Her dad was also abusive. And it turns out she was having a PTSD flashback to a time when her mom got hurt by her dad and her dad raped her. My dad didn’t go as far as raping a child, that’s a freaking sin, but he was pretty similar to her father other than that.
Over the past few weeks, I’ve been hanging out more and more with her. I’ve been defending her from school bullies. She tutors me on my math homework ‘cuz I suck balls at math. And today I asked her out at lunch! And guess the hell what she said! She said yes! YEAH MY DUDE 😃😃😃😃😃😃
And here’s how our date went.

So we were walking down the sidewalk on Arteson Street. Not such a good place for a date. Homeless people, criminals, and drug dealers everywhere. I saw a group of Hispanic people in a parking lot near us, giving me a cold, hard stare. The group of Hispanic people were selling fruit at the back of their steel blue pick-up truck. I tried to ignore them.
So to avoid those...people...we walked down a nearby alley, when...
“Hello there, young ones.”
Behind me I saw someone in a dark blue jumpsuit. And you will not believe who it was.

A/N: No it’s not Elianna’s father, if you’re asking.

You’re Not Alone Chapter 2: Main Event Time

 Boi this story has some bad words and some violence and sexually inappropriate scenes so if you don’t like those things or are too young for those things, turn back now. You have been warned, my dude.

Elianna’s P.O.V.
No. Nooooooooooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There’s a boy looking at me in a strange way. Is he...interested?! Ah heck no! I’m not interested! I wanna be solo for the time being!
The boy is still looking at me in a funny way. I turned to him and said, “Uh...hi,” in a very embarrassed voice. Yeah, definitely had a crush on me.
Shit.
“Hi,” he said in a shy way, still giving me a funny look. Fantasmagorical. Could it be someone...had a crush on me?
Then the boy started to get closer to me. And closer. He said in a voice kinda like her dad’s voice, “You know how much I love you, and love can only go so far,” and HE PULLED OUT A SHARD OF BROKEN GLASS AND THEN—

FLASHBACK TO BEFORE HER DAD GOT ARRESTED

Elianna’s father pulled out a shard of broken glass, and said, “You know how much I love you, and love can only go so far,” and slammed it across her mom’s face.
Elianna’s mom screamed in pain as Elianna herself ran to her bedroom in fear. Her dad saw her run and chased Elianna. She was about to close the door of her room when—
Elianna ran out of her dad’s way, barely avoided him, sliding across the hall and across her mom, and went into her dad’s bedroom, where she grabbed his hunting rifle from underneath his bed and pointed it at her father.
“Oh, you’re not doing that to me, missy,” her dad said. Elianna pulled the trigger but missed. Her dad struggled to get his rifle back but eventually did.
“Let’s play like animals,” her dad said. “It’s your punishment for almost killing me, but don’t worry. It’s gonna be a little friendly game. Just...relax...”
Her dad pulled off his shirt.
“...relax...”
Her dad pulled off Eliann’s pants, and...

Micheal’s P.O.V.
What is wrong with this girl? I had a crush on her just a few minutes ago, but now she’s on the ground next to me, moaning like someone was nailing her. “Uh...okay then,” I said.

A/N: BOI I KNOW. The first chapter wasn’t so bad, but this is...dark. It has the word “shit,” sexual assault, domestic violence actually shown this time, and more. Ermagherd I’m a terrible person for doing this.

SLS What’s Going On?

So you probably saw my fanfic, You’re Not Alone. First of all, it’s gonna get real edgy in chapter 3. Second of all, I see a bunch of people doing romance stories on their blogs that usually include stuff like domestic violence and cutting, so I decided I’d do one of my own. Lastly...
SLS WHAT HAPPENED WITH AN INTERRUPTION
Oh, that Star Wars fanfic of mine? It’s on hold...sorry if anyone out there was a fan of An Interruption...when there’s new sequel trilogy content *cough* Episode IX teaser trailer and title *cough* out, I’ll continue. Until then.,,boi be patient.

You’re Not Alone || A Hurt/Comfort Fanfiction Chapter 1

Warning. Some of the content in this fanfiction might not be suitable for younger audiences. You have been warned.

Elianna’s P.O.V.

There I went. It was my first day of school and I was walking up to the gate. This is my story.
Basically, my mom was forced to marry my dad by my grandfather (on my mom’s side, of course, the grandfather on my dad’s side is an a-hole), and well...let’s say my dad is an a-hole, too. He kept gambling and giving away all our money until we were broke. He yelled and argued so much with my mom. It’s a good thing he got arrested a few months ago under charges of domestic violence, but I fear if my new fellow students at this new school I’m going to find out about my past, they might not wanna hang out with me or be friends.
And then...as I was walking in the school...I saw him.

Micheal’s P.O.V.

My dad is an alcoholic and is divorced from my mom. Thank God. Before they divorced, every day of my life would be filled with my dad yelling at my mom and throwing things at her. All he ever did was play video games in the basement while drinking alcohol.
But I fear, since he is my father (though I live with my mom now), I might become something like him one day. No one knows of my family’s problems in the past with my father and my dad’s domestic violence history, and never will. But maybe in the future I could end up like him. I fear that.
And then...I saw her. A beautiful girl my age with long brown hair. I was too nervous to talk to her. I just walked into the gate. But then...she talked to me.

Plot summary: Elianna’s father had a history in domestic violence. So did Micheal’s. On the first day of school, they instantly fall for each other, but don’t know how to admit it without getting embarrassed. And soon they start dating and admitting their crushes to each other, but will their pasts and the marks their fathers left on them start to take control? 
Rated R for crude language, dirty humor, some violence, and some sexually inappropriate scenes. Hurt/comfort and overcoming challenges/good and evil.

A Little Bit More ‘Bout Me

Hobbies: Bookworm, science fiction geek, K.F.O.L. (Kid Fan Of Lego), hating on Fortnite, webcomic artist, trying to do low-budget short films and music videos (I keep failing at it), stop-motion filmmaking, fanfic writer, gamer, that one person in class who always keeps turning in homework on time but almost always gets a warning by the teacher for not doing the math problems correctly

Aliases: Supreme Leader Skywalker, SLS, Mr. Kenobi, and Freddy (why am I revealing my aliases to the world, aren’t they supposed to be secret)

Favorite shows: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Rick and Morty, and Gravity Falls

Romantic preference: I’m a boy, so obviously I’m attracted to girls. PLEASE BE MINE SOMEONE OUT THERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Fandoms: Star Wars, Marvel, Harry Potter, Bendy, Baldi’s Basics, LEGO, DC Comics

Favorite things to do in my free time: Go onto the Internet, read, write, draw, do boring ol’ math homework, and building LEGO, along with origami-folding occasionally

Ships: Reylo, Damerey, Harmione (Harry x Hermione)

Favorite books: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (I liked the movie, too, no hate, please), Emperor Pickletine Rides The Bus, Dog-Man, and Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life

My tagline: I’m a geek, and not afraid to show it

YO YO YO THE JOKER IN DA HOUSE—Test Footage Breakdown

So a new test footage video of the Joker in makeup from the upcoming Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie came up on Instagram, and it’s AWESOME. The Joker has a The Dark Knight-style hairdo and makeup, but...he looks more like your average scary clown instead of the Joker. But you know what? It’s an origin movie. It takes time to perfect. It’s not like you still see Spider-Man running around with his wrestling outfit and mask still on from the first Sam Raimi movie, right? Over time he becomes the hero (or the villain, in Joker’s case) that we all know and love. Also, the Joker is wearing some SHARP red shreds! Noice, man! They look even fancier than the purple coat the Joker wore in the Dark Night. But still, that purple coat didn’t come cheap. 😈

P.S. Did anyone get that reference at the end.

Where To Go, Where To Go

My Star Wars fanfiction (which is thankfully not Reylo), An Interruption, has been discontinued due to, well...I don’t know where to go. It’s getting random. Chapter 4 of An Interruption was so random and short, I don’t even know where to begin. Maybe I’ll continue my one-shot Star Wars parody fanfiction, the Generic Star Wars Fanfiction. Maybe I’ll do a Baldi’s Basics fanfic. I just don’t know, guys! I don’t know where to go! I guess once the Episode IX teaser comes out, and the title, I’ll make new An Interruption chapters, but until then, only regular posts, no fanfictions, though I may do some.

My 9/11 Speech

17 years ago on a normal Tuesday in fall of 2001, something terrible happened.
A plane crashed into one of the two Twin Towers in New York City. After that, another plane crashed into the other Twin Tower. Around the same time, a missile crashed into the side of the Pentagon, though it did not do as much damage.
And another missile around the very same time was directly straight towards the White House—but the passengers stopped the terrorists hijacking the plane from purposely crashing into the White House. These people who helped the White House not get crashed into put others above themselves, and in course, they saved the day...at least for the White House. Meanwhile, the damage that the Twin Towers had caused was very bad, and many families were tore apart. People died and were lost. But luckily there were also people there who stood up and became everyday heroes. Some even sacrificed themselves for the greater good. These people include policemen, firefighters, medics, military soldiers, and even—believe it or not—regular citizens who decided to make a change and help people in a day of darkness.
The goal of the terrorists was to tear the country apart due to crashing into some of its most important locations. But instead, the 9/11 terrorist attacks just tightened the country together even more.
This is an ever darkening world.
But as any wise person would say...
Be a light in this dark world.
And it will get brighter.

Random Post 2

Why do I keep doing random posts :P

OrigVenom Clip—Bullying the Bully

[Ezra runs up to the school bully, who is punching a kid.]

Ezra: Hey! Watch it, buddy!

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: Ezra...summon me...if we cooperate...you just might survive...

Ezra *in his head*: Uh...why should I?

[The bully punches Ezra to the ground.]

Ezra *in his head*: OH DANG IT! Uh...OrigVenom, ignore what I said. I need you!

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We must see if our powers combined together can stop a bully like this.

Ezra *in his head*: Um...maybe just your powers...because I’m just a normal ol’ human being.

OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We will find out.

[Ezra takes OrigVenom out of his pocket.]

The bully: HAH! Look! The coward has a little puppet!

[Ezra attaches two long homemade Venom tendrils made of cardboard and slaps them around the bully’s neck.]

Ezra: What the—?!

OrigVenom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas...I don’t like these things, because I like to eat paper, so no snacks in too little time.

[Ezra takes out a long paper tongue, licks it, slams it on OrigVenom, and rubs OrigVenom’s tongue all over the bully’s face.]

The bully: Ew.... 😖

Ezra: [Throws the bully aside.]

OrigVenom: Ezra...we have found out...it is not only me who has powers...but you, too...

The school coach: Hey, who punched this kid in the face?!

The kid who got bullied: Well, Ezra punched this bully in the face because he was beating me up.

The school coach: It may have been bullying, but hitting a child is not acceptable!

The kid who got bullied: But wait a sec...I got hit by another student, too! How is it fair that the bully gets away like this while Ezra gets a punishment?

Ezra: Don’t worry. I always win, against the school rules or not. [Runs away from the school coach.]

I Am Tired

:P

Roar Parody—Bored

I used to bite my tongue and chew on my pencil
Scared to anger the teacher with biting a utensil
So I sat quietly, chewing politely
I guess I forgot I had a choice
I let the pencil push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything.

My teacher: SLS, report to the pricnipal’s office for chewing on your penci—

Me: [Smacks the teacher in the face.]

It held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the eraser dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
I got the eye of a teacher, a biter
Dancing through the halls
A gladiator
And I’m just really boreeeeeeed
Louder than a bully
Cause I’mma gladiator
And I’m just really boreeeeeeed

The teacher (who now has a punch mark on her face): What is it that keeps you going? Is it the call of the hunt? The thirst for not getting in trouble? Or are you just a scared little—
[I stab the teacher in the chest using my bitten-on pencil.]

I got the eye of the teacher, a biter
Dancing through the halls
A gladiator
And I’m just sitting here in detention, really boreeeeeeed

Random Post

I don’t know what I wanna say so I’ll just finish this sentence and post it.

The Blog Must Go On

This weekend, I’ll update more. I promise you all.

OrigVenom Teaser Is Here, Boi

Carlton: Thank you all for bringing us to this wonderful moment here at Kirby High School.

[A group of kids bring in a large, trashcan-sized canister for Carlton to expect.]

Carlton: Oh yes. It’s perfect.

[Carlton slides the roof of the canister off, revealing a pack of jelly beans inside.]

Carlton: Oh yes. Precious little Wishing Beams, the cousins of Wishing Skittles. Gentleman, you can leave us now.

Ezra (voiceover): I follow people...who don’t really like to be followed. Bullies. Bookworms. Geeks. All of them.

[Ezra runs into Central Park, followed by a speeding golf cart.]

Ezra: [Appears later on in Kirby High School, talking with an assistant of Carlton.]

Ezra: I am here to discuss the recent allegations that you are—geez—performing tests on people by forcing them to eat these jelly bean things.

Carlton: That’s enough, Mr. Woodlake.

Ezra: IS THAT A THREAT—

Ezra (voiceover): It can be anything. A breakup. A family death. Everyone’s got their own little thing going on. They use to be one thing. Now they’re someone else. We all have our own problems...our own...inner demons.

[A few black veins run across Ezra’s face as he is seen thrashing around in someone’s bed.]

Title: ORIGVENOM

If I Ever Had A Tinger Page, This Would Be It

Supreme Leader Skywalker

I’m a geek. I admit it. I love Star Wars and Marvel and Harry Potter. I am super single and super ready to mingle. Can you join my in my quest to rule virginity? 😩👌🏻

Edit: I know, that last joke was terrible.

Busy...Yet Again... 🎶🎵🎶

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.

The Supreme Leader, The Hacker, The Lego Guy, The Jedi, and the Maw: Part 1

[Me and Joey, The Mad Titan go into his house.]

Me: Boi what is going on! [High-fives Joey.]

Joey: Well, as I said earlier, you and Rey and Maw got into a fight. Now they left and are mad at you.

Me: Am I a forever alone, Joey?

Joey: Yeah.

Me: BE MORE SUPPORTIVE

Joey: Okay, so Rey is having a Kylo Ren-style tantrum in my bedroom while Maw is on the toilet.

Me: BLU-RAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have to use the bathroom but Maw’s in there! My bladder’s gonna burst, man!

Joey: Like that hasn’t happened before. You can survive it.

[Hello Darkenss My Old Friend plays in Joey’s bedroom.]

Me: Oof. That’s Rey, isn’t it?


Joey: Yes. Now apologize to her.

Me: [Checks phone.] Why is Jar Jar saying “well played?”

Joey: Well, Jar Jar is the key to everything. Now let’s back our friends back.

[We go into Joey’s bedroom, where Rey is sobbing on Joey’s bed while listening to Hello Darkness My Old Friend.]

Me: Oh God. Uh...Rey?

Rey: [Gives me the stink eye.]

Me: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬...uh...how should I say this without getting cheesy or sounding like I have a crush on you? ...You’re my friend, okay? So is Maw. I’m so, so sorry for screaming at you. I just didn’t like the fact that you used the Dabbing Squidward meme. That’s a dead meme. A very dead meme.

Rey: I accept your apology. Very much. [Hugs me.]

Me: [Gets up.] Uh...Joey...why is she still hugging me?

Joey: Uh...I dunno. Ask Jesus! Let’s go get Ebony Maw.

[Joey accidentally bumps his arm against the threshold, ripping one of his sleeves off.]

Joey: OH GOD! This old house of mine. 😠

[Me and Joey and Rey open the bathroom door.]

Maw: I heard you guys in the other room. I accept your apology too, Kenobi. But why is Rey clinging to you, and why is one of Joey’s sleeves ripped off?

Me: Ignore it. Ignore it very much. 😳

Been Busy (agaaaaaaain)

Sorry.

Random Post

Today is Sunday morning and I’m feeling super tired so I’m just gonna go ahead and finish this sentence and then post this blog post.

😛

Updating The Episode IX Cast...Again

So another actor, Dominic Monaghan, from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, joined the Episode IX cast. So far no Andy Serkis as Snoke. *sighs*

Talking About New Posts

Do you sometimes see that your favorite blogger isn’t uploading new posts, so you just kinda take a break from their blog, but then when you check on your blog later on, you see its filled with a bunch of new posts and that you know that if you don’t comment on the newest blog post, then your comments won’t be recognized?

An Interruption Part 4: Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam

Me: I can’t believe those two buffoons, Ren and Hux, just left me here. I gotta get out of his hellscape of a ship.

[Slides across the throne room and into the halls.]

Me: I seriously need to get out of here. WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Slides across the hallway some more.]

Me: Might as well make random noises while trying to escape. Uh...lemme try to think of some stood random noises......OOH! I got it!

[Starts making noises.]

Me: Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam, Got Cut In Half Today. Boi Whyyyyyyyyyy. Gnam Gnam Gnam Gnam...

Matthew’s Reviews: Christopher Robin

Spoilers ahead, you sad bois.

It was a very funny movie. Many cute and emotional moments. The opening scene with Pooh and friends at that goodbye party for Christopher Robin was perfect. The epic battle at Winslow’s Department (meh, it wasn’t really a battle) between Winslow and Christopher was both sweet and cringeworthy...as it was supposed to be. Many parts of the movie are intended to feel both cringey and funny and nostalgic at the same time. Mostly, it worked. 😃
Let’s talk about the characters. Ewan McGregor did a great job at portraying Christopher Robin as an adult. Hayley Atwell’s character was good enough for me.
Now for the stuffed animals! Pooh? Peeeeeerrrrrrffffeeeeecccccccttttttt. Tigger? He looks like a grumpy middle-aged man, but he’s also very good in this one. Eeyore was...well...just perfect. 😆
Piglet was pretty cute.
And...that’s it. I rate Christopher Robin a 4/5.

Busy Again

WHY IS SCHOOL SO HARD

One of my comics...

If you’ve read my comics, then you’d know that Venom is a main character, along with a few more pop culture icons like Slenderman and Thor. In this comic of mine, a young boy’s LEGO Venon minifgure sinks down to the bottom of the ocean, where it is found by Ray and Venom. Venom falls in love with it, by the way. Kissy-kissy? 😘

An Interruption Part 3: Abanoned On A Sinking Ship

Rey: *leaves*

Kylo: *a few minutes later he wakes up*

*General Hux appears in front of Kylo Ren.*

Kylo: Hux?! I thought I threw you into the incinerator where you got shredded into little tiny bits of flesh and bone!

Hux: Nah, that was Lieutenant Mitaka who got shredded. Didn’t you know? He is—or, was, since he’s dead now—one of my many body doubles in case trouble occurred. Anyways, poor Mitaka. Let’s pay some respects to him.

LIEUTENANT MITAKA
14 ABY—34 ABY

Me *in head*: Oh God, Hux is back now.

Hux: Anyway...YOU KILLED THE SUPREME LEADER?!? WHY?!?

[Touches my head with his filthy boot to check if I’m dead.]

Me *in head*: Owie.

Kylo: Nah I’m the supreme leader now, boi. *chokes Hux* Okay now let’s go to Crait.

*Kylo and Hux head for Crait, leaving me on the ship.*

Me *in head*: Wow. They just...abandoned me like that. T_T

We...Are False Marketing

Did anyone notice how in the second Venom trailer, Venom said “We are Venom” while choking a robber in the middle of a street? But in the newest trailer for Venom, Venom says “We are Venom” at a drug store while choking...a different robber. I don’t even know if the poor guy who Venom was choking in the new trailer was even another robber. Maybe he was even a normal civilian who Venom wanted to eat.
So I’m confused at which “We are Venom” is the true one. Becuase “Eyes, lungs, pancreas...so many snacks, so little time” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Been Busy

School’s been making me a little too busy, guys! Sorry for not updating!

An Interruption Part 2: Got Cut In Half Today

Me: Hey, Kylo, could you kill Rey right now and destroy your “true enemy” and stuff? Asking for a friend?

Kylo Ren: Nope Rey’s my girlfriend now bye-bye.

[Cuts me in half.]

Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

[Kylo Ren and Rey fight my Praetorian Guards.]

Me (in head): Get ‘em both, my loyal guards!

TWO MINUTES LATER

[The last Praetorian Guards is killed by Kylo Ren.]

Me (in head): Well, damnit.

Kylo (in head): *Now’s your chance* *You can get the girl now Mr. Ren* *Try to woo her*

Kylo: You’re nothing.

Rey: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kylo (in head): *Oh crap.*

Kylo: Uh...but not to me? 😅

Me: *shakes head*

Kylo: Uh...your parents were filthy junk traders and they abandoned you for drinking money..? 😅

Me (in head): Really, dude? You’re bad at flirting. Really bad at flirting.

Kylo: Uh...join the Dark Side because I said you’re not nothing to me though I said a few offensive things after...? 😅

Rey: *shakes head*

Me: *shakes head*

MEANWHILE...

Holdo/Vice Admiral General Studies: Whee!!! XD

[Crashes the Raddus into the Supremacy.]

[The Supremacy gets cut in half.]

Me: Crap.

A Small Announcement

I’ve created a lot of blog posts so far, but I’m not really getting many views on my site. But you know what? That’s okay. I’ll stay strong. I’m not gonna be depressing or anything just because not a lot of people check out my site.
Yeah, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, onto the point. I only created my “Griever” parody song because I wanted to try something new. Not because I’m self-judgemental or depressed or anything.
Again, depression is for teenagers!
Anyways, I’m gonna be more secure from now on, because if you’ve paid close attention to my blog posts, you’d know that I am kinda insecure.

“I’m not used to this whole blog thing”

“Just a little boy”

“Get yourself together”

Anyways, I’m gonna fix that. From now on, only positive things are allowed on my site! And not in the comments, either!

(I’m trolling all of the people who want to comment on my site now, hee-hee)

Oh, and one more thing: this guy who commented on my site a few times said “can we get a list of Darth Vader’s favorite snack foods.” NO. NONE OF THAT. I want none of you commenting depressing or offensive or kinda inappropriate things about me—the author of this whole blog.

Honest Review: Baldi’s Basics

So supposedly, Baldi’s Basics is this now really popular educational game. I haven’t played it, but accordingly, it’s like a horror game...but with math. Yeah, including school stuff will definitely make a horror game more friendly for kids.

So you start out after school, in Baldi’s classroom. Baldi is the evil teacher who has the big ol’ ruler which he uses to whack the player. So to get out of the school, you have to find 17 notebooks. And every time you open a door, Baldi hears you opening it. Yep. The creepy teacher knows where you are in the school at all times. And he also gets mad every time you open a door. So, yeah. Baldi’s both a creep and an evil runt of a math teacher.
Oh, and there’s this gigantic oversized broom which helps Baldi terrorize the player. It’s called “Sweeping Time.”

So every time you escape Baldi with a notebook in your hands, you run fast down the halls, or else Baldi will catch you. But then this super annoying principal called Princi appears and is all like, “No running in the halls. Detention for you. 60 seconds. When will you learn.”
And guess where the detention room is? Yep. Baldi’s classroom.
So you’re stuck for 60 seconds in a room with a mentally unstable math teacher. Once you escape the detention room after the 60 seconds are over (if you even make it), you run down the halls some more. But then this annoying kid named Playtime appears. She’s a girl with a jump rope, and she freaking wants you to jump with her, though a PSYCHOPATH TEACHER IS HOT ON YOUR TRAIL.

Oh, and there are a few other supporting characters too. They also terrorize and/or annoy the player. At the end of the game, if you’ve collected all the notebooks, then before you can exit the school, you have to face the ultimate challenge: Baldi and Sweeping Time and Princi and Playtime and the few other supporting characters who I mentioned a few seconds ago confront the player. And if you escape them all—which is pretty unlikely—you’re free from Baldi’s Basics, and the game ends.

Honestly, I never want to play this game. And if you’ve played it, you know why.

DIE SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
—Sweeping Time

Havana Funny Parody—Oh God No

Oh God No, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood, ooh na na
She didn’t take me back and that was a reasonable choice, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout her manners
Oh God No, ooh na na

There’s something about how the box office is doing
And she came in there
I honestly don’t wanna sing what I’m singing
And that’s the real truth
I don’t know why I’m saying all this
Maybe ‘cuz I’m getting paid

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I don’t know where Gunn’s going
After Disney fires him
Yeah, that, was, the, wrong, choic

Oh God No, ooh na na
None of my heart is in Hollywood
There’s something ‘bout the box office
Oh God No, ooh na na

The plot: In this alternate reality, I am a reporter for the Hollywood Reporter, who just broke up with my own girlfriend while subsequently researching on James Gunn’s firing and how it may effect Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’s box office.

Believer Parody—Griever

First things first
I’ma say all the words inside my head
I’m tired of the way that things have been for us, oh ooh
I’m tired of the ways, oh ooooh
Second thing second
Don’t tell me what you think he couldn’t be
I was the master of him and you knew it, oh ooooh
I was broken from a young age
Taking a rage to the masses
Taking a beat-up to the brain
It all gives me pain

They shakin’ me, took from me, beat up me, stole from me
And they bring me down
They bring down
Ohhhhhhhhh
HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever

Third things third
Send a prayer to that one up above
Oh ooooh
That one up above
Oh ooooooooooh
Send a message to the grave
Send a message to the rain
Let it rain down
Rain down
Like...

HEY
You make me a, you make me a griever
Griever

Last thing last
Hope he rests in peace today
All the worlds inside his head
He must be confused like heck
Oh, oooh
Must be confused like heck, oh ooooh
Guess it’s time for this to end
Time to get it all to end
And it brings down, it brings down, like...

[Sees nearby train coming through.]
[Steps on the train track.]
[Gets purposely run over by the train.]

My note: This is a story about a 13-year-old boy who’s dear pet rabbit died after many years of loving care, and one day he finally decides to end it all, hence the end of the song where he purposely gets run over.

This Is The Greatest Show

Who else is obsessed with this song?!

Honest Review: The LEGO Heavy Scout Walker

Today we will review the LEGO Star War Heavy Scout Walker set.
The LEGO minifigures included are one confused Resistance boi, a pointless gunner minifigure, one stormtrooper boi, and General Huxxxxxxxxx. Supreme Leader Snoke said General Hux’s name VEEERY slowly at the start of The Last Jedi. Then he started pummeling Hux against the floor using the Force. Oh, and General Hux is the same as his last LEGO appearance, except he has a hairpiece instead of a First Order officer hat on his head this time around.

Onto the walker itself! The gunner and Hux go inside of it, but General Hux wasn’t in a Heavy Scout Walker during the Battle of Crait. In fact, the Heavy Scout Walker is based on unused concept art. Yup. It wasn’t even in the finished film itself. I like the Heavy Scout Walker anyways, because it’s fun to swoosh it around the carpet of your bedroom.

Okay, my review is done!

[Throws the Heavy Scout Walker and the pointless gunner minifgure onto the floor where they smash into a million pieces.]

Generic Star Wars Fanfic Chapter 1

My Sweet Lovey

Supreme Leader Snoke trotted down the halls of his red throne room. He raced to Deadpool and kissed her on the mouth. Yes, for this story, Deadpool is a woman, not a man.
The Supreme Leader’s lips pressed snugly against DP’s, and Snoke’s flowing yellow robes were rubbing against Deadpool’s red-and-black jumpsuit.

“I missed you, my love,” said Snoke. “I have come back from the War of 1,000 Seas. Barely any of us made it out alive. We lost Corporal Hux in the army trenches today.”
“I don’t care about your stupid friends,” Deadpool replied. “I just wanna be with you.”
Snoke said, “My love, I think I should break up with you. There are more important things in the world than me, but you ignore it all. I’m sorry.”
DP said, “NO! SNOKE! DON’T GO! NOOO!”
Snoke shuttered away from Deadpool like in all generic Star Wars break-up fanfictions and left their house near the beach on Naboo.

My Terrible Halloween Experience

Hello. Today I am going to tell you all a tale about one of my Halloween experiences from a few years ago. So back in 2015, I was just a little boy. I was dressed up as Thor, and we were having a Halloween parade at my school. It was really cringeworthy.

Let me explain.

So we got to the school on the morning of Halloween. My friend Sid was dressed up as a simple ghost. “Ready to do this, God of Thunder?” he said to me. I nodded. We went out to the yard, where the parade was about to take place. But first the staff members, who were all dressed up like dominos, had to perform a cringe-filled dance number. Sid almost fainted at the last part of the dance number, when our teacher Mrs. Shin ripped off her domino costume...revealing a poop emoji costume underneath. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEE—
The parade started with the kindergarteners going around the yard in their costumes. It was actually cute, not cringey!
After that came the 1st graders. They weren’t as cute as the kinders, but they were still very short.
Next came the 2nd graders. Me and Sid were 2nd graders. It was literally our turn.
We told our teacher that we didn’t wanna perform in the parade anymore, but she said it was mandatory. WHAT?! Why?

So we went out, me and him, and a bunch of other students. We were accompied by our other friend, Elliott, who had also cringed a lot that day. He was dressed up as Spider-Man. So it was just us against a thunderstorm of cringing. The ghost, the God of Thunder, and New York’s Webslinger.
We were brave. I know, when I said “we were brave,” you probably cringed. But we were. And we barely cringed for the rest of the parade.
But then after the parade, the principal, who was in a cringey-looking Snoopy costume, came up to the stage and started singing Take On Me. Cringiest. Day. EVER.

Why U No Comment

Why do you guys not comment on anything? Are you not from Blogspot? If so, then it’s okay. The only people who have commented so far are me and some weird guy with the username “Unknown.”

School Starts In One Day

Okay, SLS, time to get yourself together before school starts!

Honest Review: Deadpool 2

Characters: Deadpool, Dopinder, Domino, Peter, the Vanisher, Bedlam, Shatterstar, the Vanisher, Cable, Vanessa, Russell, the Juggernaut, Blind Al, Weasel, Colossus, Megasonic Teenage Warhead, Yukio, basically all the X-Men from X-Men Apocalypse (except for Wolverine)

Plot:
So Deadpool is eating a strudel on top of a dozen gallons of gasoline. He’s also smoking a cigarette. He puts the cigarette in one of the gallons of gasoline. They all explode. And DP explodes, too.
Anyway, let’s go back six weeks. So yo boy DP has gone international. He’s fighting all the criminals in the world. One day he’s facing off against these gangsters, and he kills all of them but one. Later that night, he and his girlfriend Vanessa are watching porn when the last of the gangsters Deadpool was fighting arrives. He kills Vanessa and DP goes into...a depression. He tries and tries and TRIES to kill him self but still someone can’t. Then the opening scene happens. He brings a bunch of gallons of gas into his and Vanessa’s home, puts a cigarette in one of the gallons, and...he kills himself. Almost. Apparently due to his healing factor, Deadpool just can’t die. Colossus just drags Deadpool’s (living) remains to the X-Mansion. DP is now an X-Men trainee.
Meanwhile, in the future, Russell kills Cable’s family, so Cable goes to the present to kill Russell.
Deadpool goes on a mission with Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus because this kid Russell is @&^#ing some &^%$ up. Deadpool tries to calm Russell but Russell tells DP of how the trainers at his mutant orphanage have abused and tortured him over the years to get the mutant genes out of him. Deadpool then shoots all the cops that are trying to take Russell away to some mutant prison called the Ice Box or whatever. So then both Russell and DP go to the Ice Box.
Then Cable arrives. He beats up DP, and now a powerless Deadpool says that he doesn’t give a %^$# about Russell, when in reality, he does, he’s just not able to protect him right now.
So DP is thrown into a lake by Cable, where he has a vision with Vanessa in it. Vanessa tell him he can’t be with her because his “heart’s in the wrong place.” Deadpool jumps out of the lake and finds out Russell and a few other prisoners are gonna be taken to another prison by a convoy truck. Deadpool forms the X-Force...but they all die except for Domino and DP himself. Deadpool and Domino intercept the convoy, but Cable arrives to kill Russell, and he duels with DP while the Juggernaut, Russell’s friend after DP left the prison and Professor X’s goliath step-brother, breaks the convoy in half. The convoy crashes, but the Juggernaut, Russell, DP, Domino, and Cable all survive. Juggs then rips Deadpool in half, but DP survives, of course. Russell and the Juggernaut leave DP to die...but he doesn’t die. Later, DP is regrowing his legs at Blind Al’s apartment when Cable arrives. He tells his story to DP about Future Russell killing his family in the future, and then DP and Domino and Cable and—Dopinder—team up to stop Russell and Juggsy before they kill the headmaster. Russell starts torturing the headmaster when DP and friends arrives. The Juggernaut is almost too powerful for them all, but then Colossus arrives, forgives Deadpool for killing all those cops earlier in the film, and Colossus starts fighting the Juggernaut. DP, Domino, and Cable go inside the building to stop Russell before he makes his first kill.
Meanwhile Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio arrives and they drown the Juggernaut in a swimming pool with Colossus.
Russell blows up part of the building, and DP temporarily calms Russell down, but then Russell has a short fit of rage and emotion. Cable shoots a bullet at Russell, but DP sacrifices his life for Russell’s, which makes Russell have a change of heart. DP dies and goes to heaven, where he sees Vanessa. Vanessa tells him he’s ready to go to Heaven, but it’s too early and that his “family” (Russell, Colossus, Cable, Domino, Dopinder) need him. Also Elvis has slept with Vanessa in Heaven.
Deadpool then comes back from the dead. Cable goes back in time to stop himself from shooting a bullet. Instead, he shoots Deadpool and Vanessa’s coon from their first date at Deadpool. He and his “family” head home, as the Juggeranut is seen alive and well, and exiting the pool. Boom. The movie ends.

The post-credits scenes:
Yukio and Negasonic Teenage Warhead fix Cable’s time machine and reluctantly give it to DP. Deadpool goes back in time to save Vanessa, kill the version of himself from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, kill Ryan Reynolds when he is about to read the script for Green Lantern, and finally...he kills baby Hitler to stop World War II from happening. Boom.

My short review of the movie:
Woah. That was some (not) lazy writing.

Honest Review: The LEGO Arrowhead

Today I finished building a LEGO Star Wars set: the Arrowhead. Here is my honest review of it...

So at the front of the ship we have a big ol’ ram thingie. If you removed a few LEGO pieces, you can make the ram thingie spin all the way around. Hey, it’s another fidget spinner to add to my collection!
There’s also this clunk of blue LEGO crystals which you put inside of the ship for some reason.

Onto the LEGO minifigures included! First off is just some cannon fodder (A.K.A. a battle droid), and the rest are pointless. Oh, and a stormtrooper and Admiral Ackbar’s little brother are included, too. The cockpit is just a few big LEGO pieces, and when you put it all together, you get the Arrowhead! Okay, my review is done!

[Throws the Arrowhead onto the floor of my bedroom, where it smashes into a million pieces.]

An Interruption

Me: [Finishes writing my “Looking Back On A Past Avengers Movie...” post.]

[General Hux enters my throne-room.]

Me: [Shuts laptop.] OH. Uh...General Hux. Welcome. Come in, come in.

General Hux: Supreme Leader, what are you doing?

Me: Uh...I have to come clean. I have an online blog.

General Hux: [Starts laughing.]

Me: [Breaks General Hux’s neck using the Force.] Now where is that emo teenager apprentice of mine, Kylo Ren?

[Kylo Ren enters the throne-room with a handcuffed Rey.]

Me: Come in, come in. Kylo Ren, could you pick the corpse of General Hux off the floor?

Kylo Ren: 😳 [Picks up corpse.]

Me: [Sips cup of tea.] Just throw it in the incinerator.

Kylo Ren: Throws General Hux into the incinerator, which shreds him up into little pieces of flesh.]

Me: Oh, young Rey, A.K.A. the apprentice of Skywalker. Well, I am also a Skywalker, but, uh...I’m a bad one. I’m Supreme Leader Skywalker. Try to ignore my last name.

[Sees smoke arising from the incinerator.]

Me: You know what, just call me Smoke. Supreme Leader Smoke.

Rey: What about Snoke? Can I call you that?

Me: Uh...sure, I guess. Call me Snoke.

Looking Back On A Past Avengers Movie...

Hmmm...if you watched Avengers: Age of Ultron, then you’d probably remember the part where Scarlet Witch makes Cap, Tony, Black Widow and the Hulk have bad visions of the past and the future.
The vision that the Hulk gets totally pisses him off, but we didn’t see what it actually was.

Now onto Black Widow’s vision. It’s of her past. It’s of her getting sterilized to complete her training as a Russian spy. What does this mean? It most likely means that Black Widow has to face her past in Avengers 4 and stand up to it, probably.

Now let’s go onto Cap’s vision. It’s also of the past. It takes place in an alternate version of the 1940s, where Cap survived World War II and is at a party with Peggy Carter. This means that Cap may go back in time at the end of Avengers 4 to live a normal live with Peggy Carter.

Now, finally, onto the most interesting vision of all: Tony’s. In Tony’s dream, he sees a future where the Chitauri have taken over Earth and every Avengers except for him has died. This may mean an impending doom will happen in Avengers 4.

What do these visions mean? It probably means that in Avengers 4, the original Avengers will have to face the past and the future and unite together to defeat Thanos.

But that’s just my silly little theory.

Talking About The Episode IX Cast

Okay, today I am going to read over the cast for Star Wars Episode IX to all you guys.

Doo-doo-doo, I’m going over to IMDb... 🎶

Okay, let’s see what’s in store...

Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux...hmm, I wonder if he dies in this one...

Keri Russell as...someone unknown...

Daisy Ridley as Rey, I wonder if she’ll temporarily turn dark in this one...

Adam Driver as Kylo Ren...I wonder if he’ll die or be redeemed in this one...

Billie Lourd as Lieutenant Connix...

Oscar Issac as Poe Dameron...I wonder if Poe will become the leader of the Resistance in this one...

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker—wait, what? THAT’S BIG NEWS. It means either Luke wasn’t killed or he’s just a force ghost.

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa...I’m gonna try to not cry while reading this part of the cast...

 Richard E. Grant as...someone unknown...

Kelly Marie Tran as Rose Tico...

Lupita Nyong’o...

Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian...YEEHAW.

John Boyega as Finn...

Naomi Ackie as...someone unknown...

Joonas Suatamo as Chewbacca...

Anthony Daniels as C-3P0...

Jimmy Vee as R2-D2...

And then Brian Herrig and Dave Chapman as gool ol’ BB-8! And we’re done!

I AM REEEADDDDYYYYY

I’m going to see Christopher Robin later today in theaters! I’m ready! XD

So This Is Basically Avengers: Infinity War

Spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned.

Cast: Holland, Europe, Brown Panther, Godzilla Girl, Dryden Vos, Hoo-Hoo, Smarty, One Guardy Boi, No [censored] Sherlock, Wong You’re Invited To My Wedding, and a bunch of actors whose contracts are about to expire

Plot summary: A bunch of adults in Halloween costumes fight Cable from Deadpool 2, who is on purple-colored steroids

Full plot:
So remember Thor: Ragnarok, and how the Asgardians escaped on that spaceship? Well, Purple Cable and his Four Horseman arrive and screw everything up. They kill half of the Asgardians, and Valkyrie and Korg are nowhere to be seen. Also, Purple Cable has subdued the Pirate Angel. Then the start of the movie happens. Purple Cable is literally holding the Infinity Gauntlet to the Pirate Angel’s  head, and Tom Hiddleston almost gives the Tesseract to Purple Cable, but then he calls Mr. Hiddleston an Asgardian, which pisses him off, so Loki summons the Hulk, who almost beats up Cable. But then Purple Cable beats the crap out of the Hulk. After, Squidward hands the Space Stone to Cable, who puts it in the Infinity Gauntlet and then kills Tom Hiddleston. Probably not coming back due to his contract expiring. Cable and the Horseman leave Pirate Angel and Tom Hiddleston for dead on the ship, which is exploding.
Meanwhile, the Hulk goes to Earth, and crashes in Doctor Cumberbatch’s mansion, where he turns into Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh. Wong and Doctor Cumberbatch call Tony Stark, who is glad to see Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh but doesn’t really care about the Infinity Stones. Then Coke Obsidian and Squidward drop in and attack New York.
All four heroes protect the city, but then Cumberbatch gets captured and taken to Squidward’s ship, which is a flying donut. Wong stays to protect the Sanctum, but Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh calls Nomad, also known as Captain America.
Tony flies to the ship, but Holland, Europe follows him. Soon he gets tired, but Tony saves Holland by giving him a new “Iron-Spider” suit. Tony and the Iron-Spider then catch Squidward torturing the Doctor. They then throw Squidward out of the ship, where he goes all Leia Poppins on us moviegoers.
Pirate Angel arrives on the Guardians of the Galaxy’s ship. The Guardians then seem to start loving Thor more than their own leader, Star-Munch. Thor, Rabbit, and The Tree then leave to find Pirate Angel a new weapon. Then, the Guardians arrive on Knowhere, where...Purple Cable kidnaps Gamora. Then, Purple Cable takes Gamora to Vormir after torturing her sister, Nebula. The Pink Skull, who is the keeper of the Soul Stone, forces Cable to throw his beloved Gamora off a cliff to get the Soul Stone...which he gets.
Godzilla Girl (A.K.A. Scarlet Witch due to her being in the 2014 Godzilla movie) and Dryden Vos are having a romantic night in Scotland when Corvus Stab and Proxima Daytime Attack them. Corvus Stab then stabs Dryden, which makes him very weak. Cap and Blonde Widow appear, along with the Millennium Falcon, A.K.A. Sam Wilson. They met up with Rhodey and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh at the Avengers HQ, and then head for Wakanda, where Black Panther’s sister, Smarty, can fix Dryden Vos and remove the Mind Stone from his head so that Purple Cable won’t get it.
Nebula calls the Guardians, where she orders them to meet up with her on Titian, which is Cable’s homeworld. The flying donut ship crashes on Titan around the same time. The Guardians attack Tony, Doctor Cumberbatch, and Holland, Europe. But they reluctantly form a truce to stop Cable.
As Smarty starts removing the Mind Stone, Cap and the others get ready for a fight with Thanos’s army of space doggos. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh is in the Hulkbuster armor, which was in Wakanda for some reason. They are joined by the Wakandan army, Hoo-hoo (A.K.A. M’Baku) and One Guardy Boi (A.K.A. Okoeye). Also, Pirate Angel and Peter Dinklage make a magic axe for Pirate Angel to wield. The Avengers are losing the Wakandan battle, when Pirate Angel and Rabbit and The Tree arrive in Wakanda to fight.
Cable arrives on Titan, where he and the Avengers fight. Cable stabs Tony, but the Doctor gives up the Time Stone to save his iron butt.
Corvus Stab attacks Dryden Vos and Smarty. Corvus Stab and Dryden fall out the window and into the Wakandan forest. Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh arrives, only to be greeted by an angry Coke Obsidian. Coke Obsidian and Yeah Mark Ruffalo Huh fight, and Yeah Mark Ruffalo launches Obsidian into the sky.
Purple Cable inevitably arrives in Wakanda, where Godzilla Girl is forced to destroy the Mind Stone. Cap distracts Cable for a good...five seconds. Godzilla Girl kills Dryden, but then Cable goes a few seconds back in time to grab it from Dryden’s head himself. Dryden dies because of this.
Thor then arrives to kill Cable, but Cable snaps his fingers and all of the new Avengers and the Guardians (except Rocket) bite the dust. *and another one bites the dust*

Stay after the credits to see Mace Windu contact Shazam—er, Captain Marvel.

My Problems With The Origami Yoda EU Community

1. The Origami Yoda EU books are mostly very good, but at times, they can be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery cringey. Sometimes I wonder if they’re just overrated fanfictions about an origami finger puppet.

2. The New OYEU website happened. But the writers were too overworked and stressed to write any stories. Also, there weren’t many comments or views on the site itself. So somewhere along the line it shut down and almost no one in the world has mentioned it since.

3. The lack of pop culture references in the OYEU books. C’mon, guys! To make a great book, you need at least a few pop culture references other than Cheetos and Doctor Who and Star Wars!

4. Sometimes the site articles on the OYEU home page are out of order. It’s getting a bit annoying, guys.

5. Okay, I know that first they need to build a shared universe, but seriously, guys...WE NEED A MARVEL ORIGAMI UNIVERSE STORY ABOUT DEADPOOL! AND SOMETIME SOON!

6. The comment rules allow nothing negative. WHAT? But what about criticism of an OYEU or MOU book? Is that not allowed because it’s “negative?”

And that’s it.

Origami Coming Soon!

Origami puppets coming soon to my site!

Ranking the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 Trailers

You know, Comic-Con this year was awesome. But unfortunately, I was not there. But many movie and TV trailers were released on Friday and Saturday, the two nights of San Diego Comic-Con this year. Today we are going to be ranking the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 movie and TV trailers!

Venom: 10/10. This trailer really did interest me.

Shazam and Aquaman: Yes. Yes to all of this. Both look so funny and lighthearted! I hope it won’t actually turn out dark and gritty. *cough* Batman V Superman *cough* 8/10

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: I’m living. 100/10

Godzilla: King of the Monsters: It might look too people-centered, but this movie is reportedly having more giant monster fights, and that’s always a good thing, right? I wanna see Godzilla beat the crap out of King Ghidorah. 9/10


Doctor Who Season 11: I don’t watch Doctor Who, and when I watched this teaser trailer, it was super short, so I don’t care. 2/10.

Glass: 7/10. Looks very interesting, and Samuel L. Jackson always does a great job as Mr. Glass.

Fantastic Beasts 2—The Crimes of a Grindelwald: So are Dumbledore and Grindelwald lovers or what? 9/10

Titans: NOPE.

The Walking Dead Season 9: Well, my parents used to watch this show, but not anymore, and I never watched it, so I’m uninterested.

Total rating: 8/10

And that’s my rating of the San Diego Comic-Con 2018 trailers! What do you guys think? 😃

Welcome! Now, Let Me Explain

Hello, my name is Supreme Leader Skywalker! Welcome to my blog. Call me SLS if you like.
I like the MCU, Star Wars (yes, even the “SJW” sequel trilogy), Harry Potter (though not as much as Star Wars or Marvel), and the Origami Yoda EU.

I have a few rules on my blog:
1. No inappropriate or crude or offensive arguments or discussions. I have had my fair share with those, and I’ve had enough. I want none of that on my site. Comments that could threaten the POSITIVITY LEVEL OF THE SITE will await moderation or be deleted.
2. Please don’t talk about politics on the site. I don’t want the comment section to be a political mess.
3. Even if I like the sequel trilogy or the Star Wars anthology films, don’t harass me.

Anyway, that’s my blog! And just so you know...I’m your new leader. Your new supreme leader.

Sincerely,
SLS