[Ezra runs up to the school bully, who is punching a kid.]
Ezra: Hey! Watch it, buddy!
OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: Ezra...summon me...if we cooperate...you just might survive...
Ezra *in his head*: Uh...why should I?
[The bully punches Ezra to the ground.]
Ezra *in his head*: OH DANG IT! Uh...OrigVenom, ignore what I said. I need you!
OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We must see if our powers combined together can stop a bully like this.
Ezra *in his head*: Um...maybe just your powers...because I’m just a normal ol’ human being.
OrigVenom *in Ezra’s head*: We will find out.
[Ezra takes OrigVenom out of his pocket.]
The bully: HAH! Look! The coward has a little puppet!
[Ezra attaches two long homemade Venom tendrils made of cardboard and slaps them around the bully’s neck.]
Ezra: What the—?!
OrigVenom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas...I don’t like these things, because I like to eat paper, so no snacks in too little time.
[Ezra takes out a long paper tongue, licks it, slams it on OrigVenom, and rubs OrigVenom’s tongue all over the bully’s face.]
The bully: Ew.... 😖
Ezra: [Throws the bully aside.]
OrigVenom: Ezra...we have found out...it is not only me who has powers...but you, too...
The school coach: Hey, who punched this kid in the face?!
The kid who got bullied: Well, Ezra punched this bully in the face because he was beating me up.
The school coach: It may have been bullying, but hitting a child is not acceptable!
The kid who got bullied: But wait a sec...I got hit by another student, too! How is it fair that the bully gets away like this while Ezra gets a punishment?
Ezra: Don’t worry. I always win, against the school rules or not. [Runs away from the school coach.]
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