The Batman/Harley Quinn Backlash Is Dumb

No hate plz.

OH. MY. F***ING. GOSH. I LOOK ON REDDIT AND FANDOM POWERED BY WIKIA FOR ONLY THIRTY SECONDS AND I SEE...
...people whining about Batman “assaulting” Harley Quinn in 2016’s Suicide Squad and calling him “sexist.”
NYYYYYOPE!
Lemme explain. *sighs* So in Suicide Squad, basically NO character is very accurate to the comics other than Ben Affleck’s Batman...which isn’t saying a lot, and he has a minor role. The Joker and Harley Quinn aren’t exceptions. The Joker is basically this shirtless crazy dude with a buch of joke-themed tattoos and a fancy grill, and Harley Quinn is this hot girl who has...a mallet. THAT’S IT. ONLY SOME GIANT OVERSIZED MALLET. THAT’S ALL SHE’S GOT. Yeah, most of the Suicide Squad isn’t that powerful, especially that nuisance Slipknot. XD
Anyway, *sighs*, there’s this one scene where Batman chases after the Joker and Harley, and they jump into the sea, where:
1. Harley Quinn tries to attack Batman with those teeth of her’s.
2. Gets punched in the face.
3. Batman throws her out of the water and gives her CPR.
4. Harley was faking being unconscious just to make out with Batman, probably just to f*** with his mind, remember, he’s the Joker’s archenemy and she’s the Joker’s girlfriend, and they’re kissing.
(Though who wouldn’t wanna kiss Margot Robbie in a stripper outfit with white makeup. XD)
Ah, and people on the Internet said BATMAN BEAT UP HARLEY AND KISSED HER AGAINST HER WILL. REALLY, HARLEY was the one who tried to beat up Batman first, and she’s the one who kissed him against his will, which is technically sexual assault, so Harley did a big ol’ crime.
Learn your math, people.
Go 2 church. 🙄