Mike, the night guard, looked around the office. Nothing suspicious so far, though he had already been attacked by some crazy animatronic rabbit who wanted to bite off his head.
Then a familiar jingle suddenly starting sounding off. Mike grabbed his shovel.
Freddy Fazbear came out of the shadows and almost jumpscared him when—
“Boi.”
Bonnie appeared behind Freddy.
“Dude. Leave the guy alone. I mistook him for the night guard earlier, and I almost bit off his head and—”
“But this IS the night guard.”
“No it’s just Balloon Boy.”
“Oh, so you think this alive and thriving human over here is that rotting animatronic corpse in the Parts and Service Room just because Balloon Bay had a human skin tone?”
“But this IS Balloon Boy. He just had a growth spurt, I think.”
The real Balloon Boy came out of the vent.
“Good! Balloon Boy! Tell me...is this the night guard? Hmm?! Tell me!!!”
Balloon Boy replied, “What? No! That’s obviously Balloon Boy.”
“AAARGH FORGET IT! I’ll kill him myself!”
Freddy then jumpscared the night guard when Chica appeared in the doorway and said, “Notice me, senpai.” But then Chica noticed Freddy was jumpscaring the night guard over and over. “Oh no, senpai! I must save you!” Chica slapped Freddy across the face and kissed the night guard and—
“OH! Oh my...,” Chica said. Since she was an animatronic and had a metal beak that probably weighed a hundred pounds, the night guard’s face was crushed and he was dead.
“Oof,” Golden Freddy said.
“Ignore him,” Freddy said to Chica. “He’s the weirdo who always sits in the corner of the room.”
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