Afghanistan sucks.
When in doubt, become a superhero in a clunky gray metal suit and kill people who were meanies to you on the Afghanistan playground.
If you’re a green monster with purple panties who’s birth was an accident, commit suicide with Captain America behind you, stuck in a mountain, rolling in his grave.
The 40s also sucked.
Tom Huddleston is a lost boi.
Smack googley eyes and yellow “armor” made of paper onto a wrinkled grape, put it on a weirdly-shaped rock in front of a photoshopped blackish blue sky, put it in front of a camcorder, and you have a solid The Avengers (2012) Thanos post-credits cameo recreation.
Iron Man 3 sucked.
Thor is now a lost boi when Loki dies.
80s music is the best when you’re captured to a prison in space with a talking tree and raccoon, and Basically She-Hulk.
The sequel to the 80s music MCU movie was released in Phase 3 but apparently takes place only a frickin’ month after the first one.
Thanos appears again...and he’s...blue...?
Batman v Superman. Civil War. Two movies with two superheroes against each other. In the same year. In the same season, summer 2016. Hmm.
Get yo box office money, black man! Er...panther?
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, in 10 years, he’s probably gonna be only with Sony’s films again... 🎶
Bugs Bunny saying “What’s up, doc?” while wearing a red magical cape.
Hulk is a lost boi in Thor: Ragnarok.
It was either the chest or Thanos’s pretty, wrinkled, purple (or pink?) face. He chose Thanos’s chest over the pretty face.
When you’re Giant-Man and you go into the ocean, you’ll get oversized on Quantum Particle steroids and fall into the harbor.
Captain Marvel’s main theme or moral: TBA
Avengers: Endgame’s main theme or moral: TBA
Spider-Man: Far From Home’s main theme or moral: TBA
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