I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1

One day, a person named Matthew made a comic about three pop culture-rooted characters, three fish, and a talking pot who live under the sea.
But then Matthew decided to make a Star Wars AU (Alternate Universe).
But not a romantic one or a cheesy one.
One filled with...memes and cringeworthy jokes.
AND HERE IT IS.

I’m SLS Boi—Chapter 1

So once in an alternate universe, Snoke was a lady with a fixed face.
She and Luke Skywalker got married and had a kid after Return of the Jedi.
Da end.

[star wars theme plays :P]

Oh, wait, it wasn’t the end.
SLS was in his throne-room, dabbing.
“That’s so 2016,” one of his guards said. SLS killed the guard.
“Sinorito, I find your lack of systematic problems highly disturbing and rated PG-13, for action, violence, and suggestive and sexual themes.”
SLS then stabbed the guard to death as Billy Idol’s Mony Mony played in the background.

Then SLS’s generic female love interest came in the room.
“Me and you probably aren’t going to hook up until the third act of this story.”
SLS agreed.
SLS then did a dumb thing, transporting us to act 2.

Basically what he did was he slept with his generic love interest that night...
...but it turned out it was actually a harrased Chewbacca.
Then he was overthrown by his sworn enemy, Sith Lord Dabby McDabbysters, who led the Knights of Ren and Fortnite. Lord McDabbysters then banished SLS to Jakku (totally not a rip-off of Tatooine) and married Chewbacca’s wife. Chewbacca then figured out this was all part of McDabbyster’s foul plan after Chewie’s wife was forced to marry the evil Sith Lord.

Chewbacca confronted Supreme Leader McDabbysters in his throne-room, formerly Supreme Leader Skywalker’s, which was missing one guard.
“WUGGGG!” Chewie growled.
“Ah, Chewbacca,” the evil Supreme Leader said maliciously. “Take a seat. I’ve been waiting...”
McDabbyster then dabbed all over Chewie’s face, killing the fellow when he should’ve been killed off back in a TFA or TLJ.
Supreme Leader McDabbyster then killed Chewie’s wife to hide all evidence.

People started becoming suspicious, after it was heard on Space Fox News and Space CNN that the new but secretly evil Supreme Leader buried a “brown Ugandan Knuckles” in the Space Pet Sematary.

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See you peeps in the next chapter, where Chewie gets revived and goes on a rampage for McDabbyster!