My Terrible Halloween Experience

Hello. Today I am going to tell you all a tale about one of my Halloween experiences from a few years ago. So back in 2015, I was just a little boy. I was dressed up as Thor, and we were having a Halloween parade at my school. It was really cringeworthy.

Let me explain.

So we got to the school on the morning of Halloween. My friend Sid was dressed up as a simple ghost. “Ready to do this, God of Thunder?” he said to me. I nodded. We went out to the yard, where the parade was about to take place. But first the staff members, who were all dressed up like dominos, had to perform a cringe-filled dance number. Sid almost fainted at the last part of the dance number, when our teacher Mrs. Shin ripped off her domino costume...revealing a poop emoji costume underneath. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEE—
The parade started with the kindergarteners going around the yard in their costumes. It was actually cute, not cringey!
After that came the 1st graders. They weren’t as cute as the kinders, but they were still very short.
Next came the 2nd graders. Me and Sid were 2nd graders. It was literally our turn.
We told our teacher that we didn’t wanna perform in the parade anymore, but she said it was mandatory. WHAT?! Why?

So we went out, me and him, and a bunch of other students. We were accompied by our other friend, Elliott, who had also cringed a lot that day. He was dressed up as Spider-Man. So it was just us against a thunderstorm of cringing. The ghost, the God of Thunder, and New York’s Webslinger.
We were brave. I know, when I said “we were brave,” you probably cringed. But we were. And we barely cringed for the rest of the parade.
But then after the parade, the principal, who was in a cringey-looking Snoopy costume, came up to the stage and started singing Take On Me. Cringiest. Day. EVER.