My Sweet Lovey
Supreme Leader Snoke trotted down the halls of his red throne room. He raced to Deadpool and kissed her on the mouth. Yes, for this story, Deadpool is a woman, not a man.
The Supreme Leader’s lips pressed snugly against DP’s, and Snoke’s flowing yellow robes were rubbing against Deadpool’s red-and-black jumpsuit.
“I missed you, my love,” said Snoke. “I have come back from the War of 1,000 Seas. Barely any of us made it out alive. We lost Corporal Hux in the army trenches today.”
“I don’t care about your stupid friends,” Deadpool replied. “I just wanna be with you.”
Snoke said, “My love, I think I should break up with you. There are more important things in the world than me, but you ignore it all. I’m sorry.”
DP said, “NO! SNOKE! DON’T GO! NOOO!”
Snoke shuttered away from Deadpool like in all generic Star Wars break-up fanfictions and left their house near the beach on Naboo.
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