Rey: *leaves*
Kylo: *a few minutes later he wakes up*
*General Hux appears in front of Kylo Ren.*
Kylo: Hux?! I thought I threw you into the incinerator where you got shredded into little tiny bits of flesh and bone!
Hux: Nah, that was Lieutenant Mitaka who got shredded. Didn’t you know? He is—or, was, since he’s dead now—one of my many body doubles in case trouble occurred. Anyways, poor Mitaka. Let’s pay some respects to him.
LIEUTENANT MITAKA
14 ABY—34 ABY
Me *in head*: Oh God, Hux is back now.
Hux: Anyway...YOU KILLED THE SUPREME LEADER?!? WHY?!?
[Touches my head with his filthy boot to check if I’m dead.]
Me *in head*: Owie.
Kylo: Nah I’m the supreme leader now, boi. *chokes Hux* Okay now let’s go to Crait.
*Kylo and Hux head for Crait, leaving me on the ship.*
Me *in head*: Wow. They just...abandoned me like that. T_T
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