An Interruption

Me: [Finishes writing my “Looking Back On A Past Avengers Movie...” post.]

[General Hux enters my throne-room.]

Me: [Shuts laptop.] OH. Uh...General Hux. Welcome. Come in, come in.

General Hux: Supreme Leader, what are you doing?

Me: Uh...I have to come clean. I have an online blog.

General Hux: [Starts laughing.]

Me: [Breaks General Hux’s neck using the Force.] Now where is that emo teenager apprentice of mine, Kylo Ren?

[Kylo Ren enters the throne-room with a handcuffed Rey.]

Me: Come in, come in. Kylo Ren, could you pick the corpse of General Hux off the floor?

Kylo Ren: 😳 [Picks up corpse.]

Me: [Sips cup of tea.] Just throw it in the incinerator.

Kylo Ren: Throws General Hux into the incinerator, which shreds him up into little pieces of flesh.]

Me: Oh, young Rey, A.K.A. the apprentice of Skywalker. Well, I am also a Skywalker, but, uh...I’m a bad one. I’m Supreme Leader Skywalker. Try to ignore my last name.

[Sees smoke arising from the incinerator.]

Me: You know what, just call me Smoke. Supreme Leader Smoke.

Rey: What about Snoke? Can I call you that?

Me: Uh...sure, I guess. Call me Snoke.