An Interruption Part 2: Got Cut In Half Today

Me: Hey, Kylo, could you kill Rey right now and destroy your “true enemy” and stuff? Asking for a friend?

Kylo Ren: Nope Rey’s my girlfriend now bye-bye.

[Cuts me in half.]

Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

[Kylo Ren and Rey fight my Praetorian Guards.]

Me (in head): Get ‘em both, my loyal guards!

TWO MINUTES LATER

[The last Praetorian Guards is killed by Kylo Ren.]

Me (in head): Well, damnit.

Kylo (in head): *Now’s your chance* *You can get the girl now Mr. Ren* *Try to woo her*

Kylo: You’re nothing.

Rey: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kylo (in head): *Oh crap.*

Kylo: Uh...but not to me? 😅

Me: *shakes head*

Kylo: Uh...your parents were filthy junk traders and they abandoned you for drinking money..? 😅

Me (in head): Really, dude? You’re bad at flirting. Really bad at flirting.

Kylo: Uh...join the Dark Side because I said you’re not nothing to me though I said a few offensive things after...? 😅

Rey: *shakes head*

Me: *shakes head*

MEANWHILE...

Holdo/Vice Admiral General Studies: Whee!!! XD

[Crashes the Raddus into the Supremacy.]

[The Supremacy gets cut in half.]

Me: Crap.